`Bout time we had a caption compo.........

[towman]

[thunderstruck]

nice jugs

[vixpy1]

'I'm a 20 pinter'

[pesty]

Gives lovely head.

[towman]

I can`t think of a caption, but I wouldn`t want to get involved in an arm wrestling match with her.

[selmer]

me, there's a two-headed man watching me!

[selmer]

No, I said 12 pints of Carling you dozy bint.

[Bodo]

herrgottsakra!

[towman]

selmer said:

No, I said 12 pints of Carling you dozy bint.

Blimey - You`re brave!

[vixpy1]

towman said:

selmer said: No, I said 12 pints of Carling you dozy bint. Blimey - You`re brave!

the 12 pints of carling.. or calling her a dozy bint?

[towman]

Both! Either would have me flat on my back dribbling.

[c c]

Didn’t you bring any crisps then?

[pesty]

c c said:

Didn’t you bring any crisps then?

[UKBob]

Nay Lads. If these were padlocks, Id let you call me Ted

[EmmaP]

Gertrude had exceedingly large jugs

Gertrude always guaranteed good head

Gertrude could hold her own - and just about everyone else's.

>> Edited by EmmaP on Thursday 21st April 01:03

[simonrockman]

I said "V12 Jaguar", not "The twelve jug whore".

[towman]

simonrockman said:

I said "V12 Jaguar", not "The twelve jug whore".

Oh dear. Shall I get your coat?

[Twincam16]

towman said:

The prosthetic beer-arms worked a treat

[the master]

Judging by the size of the heads on those beers she must be in student bar,any way my caption is
" delivery for Mr Oliver Reed , with regards your friends Mr G.Best and Mr P.Gascgoine .xxx "

[mybrainhurts]

Tickle me, und you are dead.....