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orangefzr

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179 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Hi, I have been lurking on here for the last month or so and thought I'd better say hello to the regulars, I'm based in the north so cabin fever up here is well set in due to the weather at present.
I have been riding for about 22 years and am definitely now a fully paid up member of the fair weather riders club, you would struggle standing up on the roads up here atm let alone try to ride a 200kg machine ( I used to ride all weathers until someone educated me in the ways of the car, and I'm not missing being out freezing myself to the core in the sub zero conditions we're currently experiencing.
So anyway hello and are there any other northerners on here ?

Prof Prolapse

16,163 posts

221 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Hi,

Lots of Northerners on here. You can normally spot them by their argumentative nature and poor spelling.

Southerners identify themselves by starting threads about their miserable commutes or about their motorcycle being stolen.

Welcome.

Mortgage_tom

1,548 posts

257 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Prof Prolapse said:
Hi,

Southerners identify themselves by starting threads about their miserable commutes or about their motorcycle being stolen.
hahaaaaa

Fleegle

16,710 posts

207 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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BMW GS

Biker's Nemesis

41,479 posts

239 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Aye, hello.

What part of the north! are you from?

anonymous-user

85 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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orangefzr said:
Hi, I have been lurking on here for the last month or so and thought I'd better say hello to the regulars, I'm based in the north so cabin fever up here is well set in due to the weather at present.
I have been riding for about 22 years and am definitely now a fully paid up member of the fair weather riders club, you would struggle standing up on the roads up here atm let alone try to ride a 200kg machine ( I used to ride all weathers until someone educated me in the ways of the car, and I'm not missing being out freezing myself to the core in the sub zero conditions we're currently experiencing.
So anyway hello and are there any other northerners on here ?
What's the north? If you're from London it starts at Watford, if you're from Newcastle it starts at Middlesbrough.

RemaL

25,103 posts

265 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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welcome

orangefzr

Original Poster:

179 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Prof Prolapse said:
Hi,

Lots of Northerners on here. You can normally spot them by their argumentative nature and poor spelling.

Southerners identify themselves by starting threads about their miserable commutes or about their motorcycle being stolen.



Welcome.

Thanks for the welcome,

I will apologise to all southerners affected by the poor spelling and grammar from your northern cousins. Unfortunately our education budgets have been plundered by the rich south for centuries so it's not really our fault.
On the plus side of living north of Leeds we do have some fantastic roads and a relatively low crime rate (apart from the huge cannabis factories uncovered on a daily basis) and when the sun does eventually shine for about four months of the year, it is actually quite a nice place to live and ride motorcycle's ( if one can actually afford them ) due to the shocking unemployment levels and death of manufacturing

dibblecorse

7,662 posts

223 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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keirik said:
What's the north? If you're from London it starts at Watford, if you're from Newcastle it starts at Middlesbrough.
If you're from SE London it starts at the Thames .......

dibblecorse

7,662 posts

223 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Oh, and welcome .....

750turbo

6,164 posts

255 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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keirik said:
What's the north? If you're from London it starts at Watford, if you're from Newcastle it starts at Middlesbrough.
And if you are in Glasgow it starts at Inverness....

anonymous-user

85 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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If you're from SE London then I'm amazed you've discovered fire never mind the ICE :-)

orangefzr

Original Poster:

179 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Aye, hello.

What part of the north! are you from?
Thanks for all the welcomes everyone,

I reside in County Durham
And for all those asking the north starts roughly at Yorkshire for me but clearly I'm wrong as usual ( lack of proper education system strikes again)

Biker's Nemesis

41,479 posts

239 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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orangefzr said:
Thanks for all the welcomes everyone,

I reside in County Durham
And for all those asking the north starts roughly at Yorkshire for me but clearly I'm wrong as usual ( lack of proper education system strikes again)
I'm from the Morpeth area so not a milion miles away. Everyone that's been on here a while is ok in my eyes.

There's a definate clique on here, there's a north / south devide and of course the Scottish but no one likes them anyway.

OscarIndia

1,216 posts

203 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I'm from the Morpeth area so not a milion miles away. Everyone that's been on here a while is ok in my eyes.

There's a definate clique on here, there's a north / south devide and of course the Scottish but no one likes them anyway.
Morpeth is distinctively southern, regards from Wooler.

Biker's Nemesis

41,479 posts

239 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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OscarIndia said:
Morpeth is distinctively southern, regards from Wooler.
Ah wooler where a mans first date is a sheep.

I was in hospital many years ago with a lad called Robert Smith who lost his arm due to a bike crash, his parents owned a farm in Wooler.

orangefzr

Original Poster:

179 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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OscarIndia said:
Morpeth is distinctively southern, regards from Wooler.
You both have my sympathy, it is absolutely freezing cold here today in the deerness valley so I can imagine you both are experiencing similar weather.
It made me laugh the other week when someone, obviously in the south put up pictures of a three plus hour ride out, if you attempted that here at the moment you would either end up on your arse, in hospital with frostbite or at very best caked in inches of road salt

black-k1

12,811 posts

260 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Hello and welcome. Feel free to join in with the arguments banter.

Biker's Nemesis said:
... Everyone that's been on here a while is ok in my eyes.....
I'm glad you think that! I don't!!! wink

Jazoli

9,701 posts

281 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Hello from another Northerner (the other side) wavey

orangefzr

Original Poster:

179 posts

106 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I'm from the Morpeth area so not a milion miles away. Everyone that's been on here a while is ok in my eyes.

There's a definate clique on here, there's a north / south devide and of course the Scottish but no one likes them anyway.
I found some of the car people a bit odd,
I asked some advice on whether or not a certain type of cylinder head that stipulates you cannot skim could be, and no one actually answered what I asked them, I just got told off for not fixing it and being basically called a timewaster