You don't half jump when something unexpected touches your b
You don't half jump when something unexpected touches your b
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Tannedbaldhead

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3,209 posts

162 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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Had an accident at work today the details of which certainly won't appear in any accident book.
Was in an occupied property checking a kitchen wall for rising damp. Had accessed bare stonework by opening the panel at the back of the sink unit.
Whilst head first under the sink the tenant's dog, a big boisterous bugger of a German Shepherd decided to have a sniff at my botty.
This wasn't a gentle action. bd dog practically rammed his nose into full on sexual assault territory.
I got such a shock I jumped and rattled my head off the top of the door frame. Head is bruised, grazed and has a long straight 1cm thick lump about 7cm long.
As days at work go I've had better. Colleagues have had a laugh and am taking a "these things happen" view of the affair.
Thought I'd share in the hope it puts a smile on a face or two.

S11Steve

6,389 posts

214 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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A similar thing happened to "a friend" many moons ago when he was on his first night together with a new girlfriend, but without the protection of undercrackers or trousers from the cold wet nose....


I do wonder though, if a dogs sense of smell is so good, why does it have to stick its nose so close for a sniff?

LordHaveMurci

12,338 posts

199 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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S11Steve said:
A similar thing happened to "a friend" many moons ago when he was on his first night together with a new girlfriend, but without the protection of undercrackers or trousers from the cold wet nose....


I do wonder though, if a dogs sense of smell is so good, why does it have to stick its nose so close for a sniff?
I have a 'friend' who met the same fate hehe

Scabutz

8,853 posts

110 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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You sure it was the dogs nose?

Harry Biscuit

11,752 posts

260 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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Obviously an ex police drugs dog with a penchant for crack.

Cold

16,724 posts

120 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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Mumble mumble peanut butter mumble mumble.

KAgantua

5,189 posts

161 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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I take it the tenant is in the dog house for letting that happen.

Monkeylegend

29,361 posts

261 months

Thursday 15th February 2018
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Are you sure it wasn't a Shih Tzu?

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

180 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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The OP said it was a German Shepherd, but I reckon it must have been an Arsatian. wink

KAgantua

5,189 posts

161 months

Friday 16th February 2018
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Maybe a jack russell derriere?