Red trousers?

[Ari]

I'm approaching 50. What do we think?

[miniman]

http://lookatmyfkingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/

[shirt]

http://lookatmyfkingredtrousers.blogspot.ae/?m=1

[Strudul]

https://goo.gl/QazvVC

FTFY

[FN2TypeR]

You will look fantastic in them. Go for it!

[Fort Jefferson]

Strudul said:

https://goo.gl/QazvVC

FTFY

I want some red trousers now.

[TooMany2cvs]

Ari said:

I'm approaching 50. What do we think?

Are you leader of UKIP? (or have you been in the last few weeks, or are you likely to be in the next few?)

[funkyrobot]

At least the blood coming out of your bum won't be visible.

[Bobajobbob]

Only if you also buy an aston.

[foggy]

Is your name Wupert and do you live in Suwwey?

[Dog Star]

funkyrobot said:

At least the blood coming out of your bum won't be visible.

[Ari]

funkyrobot said:

At least the blood coming out of your bum won't be visible.

If that happens to you regularly, you really ought to see a doctor.

[Ari]

Strudul said:

https://goo.gl/QazvVC

FTFY

This could be a print advert from the '70s - in the days when The Ultimate Man was fifty years old, borderline alcoholic, and didn't smile unnecessarily.

http://lookatmyfkingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/2...

Perfect!

[Ari]

FN2TypeR said:

You will look fantastic in them. Go for it!

See? I knew it!

Sartorial advice from a motoring forum. Literally cannot go wrong!

[Harry Biscuit]

I dunno, no one wants to be Scarlet O' Haha.

Or is this just a rouge?

[Strudul]

Ari said:

This could be a print advert from the '70s - in the days when The Ultimate Man was fifty years old, borderline alcoholic, and didn't smile unnecessarily.



Perfect!

FTFY too

[davhill]

[zygalski]

Ari said:

I'm approaching 50. What do we think?

Don't forget the mandatory tweed jacket & cravat, you old bd.

[PositronicRay]

Ari said:

I'm approaching 50. What do we think?

I think you should ease yourself into it, start with mustard Marks and Spencer corduroys, aim to go full red by 55.

[glenrobbo]

Ari said:

I'm approaching 50. What do we think?

Get a move on, the NSL is 70.

You're just a bloody rolling road block, you old fart!