Why do men get nosehair?!
Why do men get nosehair?!
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gh0st

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4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Gross!

What evolutionary purpose does this have anyway!!!

>>> Edited by gh0st on Thursday 21st April 14:39

julianhj

8,868 posts

291 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Stops all kinds of stuff getting up there. Sadly also stops stuff getting out too. Well worth grabbing a pair of tweezers and yanking out every one that has the temerity to grow beyond your nasal cavity. And none of that whining that it hurts, either. You'll get used to it, and it hurts less the more you 'groom'.

maxf

8,443 posts

270 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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pull a few out at the same time - its very rewarding I find!

dick dastardly

8,326 posts

292 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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And why are they the only hairs that when plucked hurt so bad they make your eyes water? I hate them!

wedg1e

27,034 posts

294 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Anybody else had a 'Mr. Bean' moment and got them trapped in the electric shaver...?


mechsympathy

58,569 posts

284 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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For nosehair wrestling!!

Grip your opponent's nasal hair while they grip yours, and pull after a countdown. The first to let go loses.



There were some very dull times when I was at Uni.

julianhj

8,868 posts

291 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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wedg1e said:
Anybody else had a 'Mr. Bean' moment and got them trapped in the electric shaver...?




Oof! Not yet, but then I'm fanatical about yanking the blighters out. I hardly notice the pain at all now

dds1

1,407 posts

287 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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it's when they start sprouting out of your ears you have to worry, I found the beginnings of a lughole hair the other day.. nearly cried in desperation at the official loss of my youth

lazyitus

19,931 posts

295 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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The quick (and I mean quick) burn and retreat method using a lighter will ensure the straggly ones get seen to.

Leaves an odd smell for 20 seconds but sorts the job nicely.



beanbag

7,346 posts

270 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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lazyitus said:
The quick (and I mean quick) burn and retreat method using a lighter will ensure the straggly ones get seen to.

Leaves an odd smell for 20 seconds but sorts the job nicely.





I'll stick my nose under a gas stove then.....

Best use a razor blane....Mach3 seems to be the best. Carefully rub it round the inside of your nose et voila! No nasal buggery hairs!

wedg1e

27,034 posts

294 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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dds1 said:
it's when they start sprouting out of your ears you have to worry, I found the beginnings of a lughole hair the other day.. nearly cried in desperation at the official loss of my youth


Wait till your pubes go grey...

lazyitus

19,931 posts

295 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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beanbag said:

Best use a razor blane....


Will brother David mind ?

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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wedg1e said:

dds1 said:
it's when they start sprouting out of your ears you have to worry, I found the beginnings of a lughole hair the other day.. nearly cried in desperation at the official loss of my youth



Wait till your pubes go grey...


PLEASE GOD NO PICTURES!!!

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Need a trim regularly.

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Is it only men of a certain age responding to this black and slightly wirey thread??

I pull mine out (so to speak).

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

313 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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My body knows best.

It has decided over more recent years that it requires more nose hair, and it has therefore started producing it.

What worries me is what event in the future is it that will require 6 feet of nosehair that my body is preparing for?

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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dds1 said:
it's when they start sprouting out of your ears you have to worry


Crikey, I get the new forest coming out of my lugs if I don't trim.

whitney44

200 posts

259 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Its one of those things you're Dad never warns you about. Personally I use a Remington nose hair trimmer - fantastic. I get the wife to pluck my wingnuts, love is.......(sorry if too much detail here).

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Yup, the time may soon be here when I have to buy one of these. Nose hair not too bad so far, but it makes my eyes water and wince plucking it, ears and eyebrows are still OK, but its only a matter of time.

deltafox

3,839 posts

261 months

Thursday 21st April 2005
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Take a look at your ears while youre at it....that stuff sticks out like a bush!
Dunno what on earth could possibly be going to happen that requires such a growth of the stuff.....