GAAAAAGH! Blummin' things.
GAAAAAGH! Blummin' things.
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crofty1984

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17,064 posts

235 months

Saturday 24th February 2018
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I'm fixing up an old BSA lightning. Just had the carbs off, ultrasonic cleaner dip, new bracket for the zener diode, moved and shortened the fuel pipes, balanced, carbs, air filter back on, key in ignition, ready to kick and at the last moment THE BLOODY fk ARSE bd ING tt-ARSE BANJO BOLT SNAPS OFF IN THE RANCID-TRAMP-COCK-NOSHING CARB!!! fkY tt tt tt!!!!

And breathe.

Rubin215

4,201 posts

187 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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That's why old bikes are so good...

tdm34

7,505 posts

241 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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crofty1984 said:
I'm fixing up an old BSA lightning. Just had the carbs off, ultrasonic cleaner dip, new bracket for the zener diode, moved and shortened the fuel pipes, balanced, carbs, air filter back on, key in ignition, ready to kick and at the last moment THE BLOODY fk ARSE bd ING tt-ARSE BANJO BOLT SNAPS OFF IN THE RANCID-TRAMP-COCK-NOSHING CARB!!! fkY tt tt tt!!!!

And breathe.
Quality Rant Sir

tvrolet

4,770 posts

313 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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crofty1984 said:
....moved and shortened the fuel pipes....
nothing to do with this?

crofty1984

Original Poster:

17,064 posts

235 months

Sunday 25th February 2018
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tvrolet said:
crofty1984 said:
....moved and shortened the fuel pipes....
nothing to do with this?
Yes and no, I disassembled, cleaned and rebuilt the carbs, but the hoses were always about a centimetre too long so I took the opportunity to shorten them before putting the carbs back on. I turned the fuel on, petrol pissed out of the banjo connector, so tightened it up too much and DISASTER!

In happier news, my renewal came through today.
3 bikes, with me, my dad and brother fully comp on all of them, including commuting for 130 quid a year. Can't complain at that!