Stuck in hotel due to snow
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I'm on a biz trip and I'm stranded in a hotel in Scotland due to a blizzard outside. It is a nice hotel and does have a nice view, which I can appreciate in the moments when the blizzard isn't blowing.
Internet connection is so-so. Work not really that busy. I do have a rental car outside too; it's got summer tyres on it.
What should I do all day today?
Internet connection is so-so. Work not really that busy. I do have a rental car outside too; it's got summer tyres on it.
What should I do all day today?
1. Go to reception.
2. Demand all of their blu-tac.
3. When they give you the blu-tac, demand the rest (they always hold some back).
4. Search the rest of the hotel for any rogue bits of blu-tac that may have escaped detection.
5. Seal off an area of the hotel. Bar the doors and threaten anyone that attemps entry, especially the cleaners, they're always up to something.
6. Build an army of blu-tac animals. Scale and quantity to be driven by your success at points 2, 3 & 4.
7. Promote one of the blu-tac animals to General, so he can lead your army. (I suggest the blu-tac lion, it worked in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and there aren't many other examples for basis of comparison).
8. Take over the hotel.
9. Send a blu-tac pigeon to the local council offices. Declare the hotel an independent state under your rule.
10. Demand more blu-tac.
2. Demand all of their blu-tac.
3. When they give you the blu-tac, demand the rest (they always hold some back).
4. Search the rest of the hotel for any rogue bits of blu-tac that may have escaped detection.
5. Seal off an area of the hotel. Bar the doors and threaten anyone that attemps entry, especially the cleaners, they're always up to something.
6. Build an army of blu-tac animals. Scale and quantity to be driven by your success at points 2, 3 & 4.
7. Promote one of the blu-tac animals to General, so he can lead your army. (I suggest the blu-tac lion, it worked in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe and there aren't many other examples for basis of comparison).
8. Take over the hotel.
9. Send a blu-tac pigeon to the local council offices. Declare the hotel an independent state under your rule.
10. Demand more blu-tac.
DurianIceCream said:
The Beaver King said:
1. Go to reception.
2. Demand all of their blu-tac.
etc
This does look like a top, innovative plan. I'm just wondering if I should do this before or after I search pornhub for dwarf porn?2. Demand all of their blu-tac.
etc
With enough blu-tac, you can do almost anything!
Except maybe wash away the shame of humping a life-size replica of a dwarf constructed out of second-hand blu-tac.
That kind of stuff stays with you....
What the hell. I'll just take the car out for some circle work. I'll keep it close to the hotel and if it gets stuck I'll just walk back to the hotel and get the car when the snow melts a bit.
Then I'm gonna get the blu-tac, fashion it into a dwarf, maybe an oriental looking dwarf, and do bad things to it.
Then I'm gonna get the blu-tac, fashion it into a dwarf, maybe an oriental looking dwarf, and do bad things to it.
I was once stuck for days in a hotel in Dallas during a bad ice storm. No deliveries. Nothing in or out unless you had ice skates which are not common accessories in Texas.
The hotel began to run out of food in a few days and my final meal was some kind of frozen hors d’oeuvres that appeared to be historically mummified dim sum.
Eventually it thawed and all the pickups resumed their progress.
The hotel began to run out of food in a few days and my final meal was some kind of frozen hors d’oeuvres that appeared to be historically mummified dim sum.
Eventually it thawed and all the pickups resumed their progress.
DurianIceCream said:
What the hell. I'll just take the car out for some circle work. I'll keep it close to the hotel and if it gets stuck I'll just walk back to the hotel and get the car when the snow melts a bit.
Then I'm gonna get the blu-tac, fashion it into a dwarf, maybe an oriental looking dwarf, and do bad things to it.
We need pics... only of the model, not the action Then I'm gonna get the blu-tac, fashion it into a dwarf, maybe an oriental looking dwarf, and do bad things to it.
jimmyt1202 said:
DurianIceCream said:
The car is a bit of a disappointment. It was snowing when I arrives and they didn't even put an ice scraper inside.
I'm very much looking forward to seeing how this story develops when reading about it in the Mail later 
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