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AB

Original Poster:

20,508 posts

225 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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Just read through this thread...

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Tell us some more. I quite enjoyed reading them.

ghost83

5,639 posts

220 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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Derek Smith is my Grandad

(True story actually)

pomodori

4,994 posts

109 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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Why not just ask for more from him in the other thread ?...confused

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

258 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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ghost83 said:
Derek Smith is my Grandad

(True story actually)
He is my wife.

AB

Original Poster:

20,508 posts

225 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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pomodori said:
Why not just ask for more from him in the other thread ?...confused
Not wanting to go off topic on that one.

confused !

AB

Original Poster:

20,508 posts

225 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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funkyrobot said:
ghost83 said:
Derek Smith is my Grandad

(True story actually)
He is my wife.
Uh oh... this is going to be one of those topics paperbag

Wooda80

1,743 posts

105 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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If you have a look on his profile https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?h=... he has a website http://www.writewheel.uk/ which may be of interest to you OP

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

258 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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I'm Spartacus Derek Smith

surveyor

18,691 posts

214 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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He has written a book which is a good read.

Tango13

10,115 posts

206 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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funkyrobot said:
I'm Spartacus Derek Smith
Derek Smith used to be Spartacus... yes

Ian Geary

5,620 posts

222 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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0a said:
I sometimes disagreed with him but he was one of the good ones. A gent.

RIP Derek.
By all means prepare the parrot for take off as I might have missed something, but this post seems to imply Derek's dead..? But he posted on the police responses thread yesterday...

rigga

8,806 posts

231 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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Not all Derek Smith's are created equal.

Harry Biscuit

11,752 posts

260 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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funkyrobot said:
ghost83 said:
Derek Smith is my Grandad

(True story actually)
He is my wife.

AB

Original Poster:

20,508 posts

225 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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0a said:
I sometimes disagreed with him but he was one of the good ones. A gent.

RIP Derek.
Pretty sure he’s not dead.

What have I done?!

anonymous-user

84 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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rolleyes

Vaud

59,604 posts

185 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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His book is worth a read.

kowalski655

15,224 posts

173 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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Both of them in fact

Ian Geary

5,620 posts

222 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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AB said:
0a said:
I sometimes disagreed with him but he was one of the good ones. A gent.

RIP Derek.
Pretty sure he’s not dead.

What have I done?!
Well, when I see RIP in front of someone's name, I take it to mean Rest In Peace.

And referring to someone in the past tense is also usually not done whilst they're alive.

What was the intention when typing that post?

I'm worried now: maybe I should call 101? Or phone a local taxi to check if anyone answers the door...?

Ian

Derek Smith

49,876 posts

278 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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BAM225 said:
rolleyes
I'm confused by this thread.

If anyone wants a link to my book, please PM me. I've been told off by mods for posting a personal link.

On a serious note, I used to write down everything I did at work. Day after day, week after week. Writing stuff down means that I remember it. Further, if going to court I had to commit details to memory. I can remember the name of the chap who was my first arrest when in CID.

I've kept it up since leaving the job as I write for a (paltry) living. I carry notebooks around with me everywhere. If I'm going out on a job I carry two. I've got a book consisting of Hemmingway's notes. I reckon him as a writer and follow his MO. I have dozens of notebooks. I was going to commit them to Word and store them on my computer, but there are too many.

Like most people, something from my past will spring to mind when chatting to someone, or when something comes on TV. Notebook out, note made, comment from the wife, put notebook down. If I don't write it down, it hasn't happened. If I do, it tends to stay with me. If you have a poor memory for names then write them down in a notebook with brief details of when met, what info you gained, that sort of thing. You'll remember their names next time you meet them.

I once came out of WH Smith behind a young kid and his father. The lad was reading a comic and bumped into one of those flappy signs. He read it, turned to his father and said: Dad, what's a Health Lottery. Father thought a bit and then said: Smoking, son.

Cool or what?

I'll use that when the opportunity arises and people will think how clever it is. I won't mention I nicked it of course, but then Hemmingway never did either.

He had notes and anecdotes for every situation that was likely to happen to him. I've got some way to go yet.


CoolHands

23,522 posts

225 months

Monday 12th March 2018
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Was derek smith ken dodd