How to get the taste of petrol out of my mouth!

[IceBoy]

Hi All,

Had a huge amounts of air in our heating oil...Kerosene which I had to suck out.....i had over 10 mouth fulls.

I've showered, brushed my teeth twice, had dinner, dessert and coffee all in a bid to rid the taste but still bad.

It is particularly bad when I burp as the smell comes up on me.

Please help.
Iceboy

[Monkeylegend]

Eat some dog s**t.

[Steff]

Monkeylegend said:

Eat some dog s**t.

laugh

[Benjijames28]

Did you swallow any?

[TimeForAZafira]

Go and find yourself a growler.

[GOG440]

Light a cigarette?

[Butter Face]

Really?

What a pillock.

[Pica-Pica]

Well if you don’t know the difference between kerosene and petrol, there is no hope.

[CoolHands]

[GOG440]

Butter Face said:

Really?

What a pillock.

If that is at me I should hope it was bloody obviously not a serious suggestion

[Monkeylegend]

On a serious note, did you not think after the first mouthful "this is not a good idea"

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who only had four teeth, two in the middle at the top and two in the middle at the bottom, he had built in central eating.

[IceBoy]

Thanks a bunch for your guys!
Iceboy

[Monkeylegend]

IceBoy said:

Hi All,

Had a huge amounts of air in our heating oil...Kerosene which I had to suck out.....i had over 10 mouth fulls.

I've showered, brushed my teeth twice, had dinner, dessert and coffee all in a bid to rid the taste but still bad.

It is particularly bad when I burp as the smell comes up on me.

Please help.
Iceboy

You were only supposed to suck the bloody air.

[Monkeylegend]

IceBoy said:

Thanks a bunch for your guys!
Iceboy

You should change your name to InternalcombustionengineBoy or IceB............... oh....... for short.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Friday 23 March 19:59

[HughG]

The only time I ever tried siphoning fuel by mouth I gave up after the first inhalation! Likewise burps were unpleasant for a while.
Good luck and hope it doesn’t last too long!

[ST_Nuts]

Butter Face said:

Really?

What a pillock.

Only a pillock would sign every reply with his name.

[Kermit power]

To be honest, I'd rather drink kerosene than coffee any day! I really don't understand how anyone can stomach the bike stuff!

[Mafioso]

ST_Nuts said:

Butter Face said:

Really?

What a pillock.

Only a pillock would sign every reply with his name.

Cheers

The Moose

[downsman]

If you think that tastes bad, you should try 90% methanol, 5% castor oil and 5% nitromethane, that really takes a while to shift even when you only get a few drops

[Saleen836]

Drink a pint of milk