Shameful things to admit... what's yours? Vol II
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AppleJuice said:
I only noticed I had a lazy left eye last year
NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vd3p0hj-w0coffeebreath said:
If I don't want my poo to make a loud noise in a public toilet I will catch it in lots of toilet paper first then lower it into the bowl.
I do this but don't tend to use the roll as people may hear me unrolling it so i just catch it in the hand, lower and then give my hand a quick swish in the water to clean it off.
Around ten years ago, during my late teenage years, I spent six weeks or so living with three friends in a house that they were renting, tensions were high and one of the lads was a particular annoyance to me.
One night whilst he was running a bath I told him that I needed a piss, he let me in to the bathroom and I closed the door and unloaded in to the bath tub as it filled, I then flushed the toilet and washed my hands.
We still speak, but to this day he doesn't know that he was washing himself with pissy water. I still think about it sometimes, him sitting there and scrubbing his face with water that was laced with my piss.
One night whilst he was running a bath I told him that I needed a piss, he let me in to the bathroom and I closed the door and unloaded in to the bath tub as it filled, I then flushed the toilet and washed my hands.
We still speak, but to this day he doesn't know that he was washing himself with pissy water. I still think about it sometimes, him sitting there and scrubbing his face with water that was laced with my piss.
Japveesix said:
I do this but don't tend to use the roll as people may hear me unrolling it so i just catch it in the hand, lower and then give my hand a quick swish in the water to clean it off.
I fu*king hope that's a joke, because it's very funny. If it's not a joke what you're doing is a Freudian analyst's bread and butter and you obviously have issues.I'm another that doesn't wear PJ's
I also once shat myself after a night out, trying to catch one end in a bin and thought I could hold the other.....I was wrong, owing to the above lack of PJ's I wrote off my office chair too and tried to dispose of the evidence very loudly into my next door neighbours garden at 4am, leaving a long trial of s
tty destruction down the stairs and through the long grass/weeds that was our garden for my housemates to find the next morning.
I also once shat myself after a night out, trying to catch one end in a bin and thought I could hold the other.....I was wrong, owing to the above lack of PJ's I wrote off my office chair too and tried to dispose of the evidence very loudly into my next door neighbours garden at 4am, leaving a long trial of s
tty destruction down the stairs and through the long grass/weeds that was our garden for my housemates to find the next morning. I am the only male in an all female office, and things can get very catty here. Last Christmas 12 months, the ladies decided here while I was out for an hour, to divvy up the chocs etc we get from reps, leaving me with the rubbish.
After expressing my annoyance, and being told to get over it, I decided on a little revenge. I brought in my own milk for morning tea for a few days, and when they asked why I was doing this, I said it was raw milk from the tank at home(dairy farm). They wouldnt use it, which was fine because I had pissed in the milk that was in the fridge at work, and took great delight in seeing them drink it'over a 4 day stretch.
After expressing my annoyance, and being told to get over it, I decided on a little revenge. I brought in my own milk for morning tea for a few days, and when they asked why I was doing this, I said it was raw milk from the tank at home(dairy farm). They wouldnt use it, which was fine because I had pissed in the milk that was in the fridge at work, and took great delight in seeing them drink it'over a 4 day stretch.
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