This Election Lark!

[8Pack]

Ok! What about a lighthearted election thread with NO insults. I'll start with:

Conservatives: Are they born in conservatories?

Liberals: Are Liberal girls .... easy?

Socialists: Are they all: Party Animals?

New labour: Are they all straight from: The Dole then?

more please:...........

[Mr E]

Politicians......

Poly, meaning many.

Tics, meaning small blood sucking parasites.

(Copyright Mr Terry Pratchett)