Chavs - Please excuse long post.
Chavs - Please excuse long post.
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UKBob

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16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Described on ChavScum as being "Britains peasant underclass that is taking over our towns and cities"

What is of concern is that they do appear to be 'taking over'

I left my girlfriend in the car for a few minutes this weekend, and in the short space of time I was gone chavs appeared, hurled abuse calling the TVR a shitty porsche, what a ing shit colour etc etc.

Then more chavs in cars came racing into the car park, around and around they went, before speeding off again.

I got the finger from another chav in the middle of town on the weekend, and the week before whilst in town one night, two drunken chavs stumbled out in front of the car, one of them leaned over the bonnet on his hands, then did the same to the car following us behind.

Dont they have something cooler, perhaps more elegant to aspire to during the time when clothes, friends and behaviour were of paramount importance?

Being a chav does seem to be the in thing amongst so many, but why?

>>> Edited by UKBob on Monday 25th April 12:52

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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cos its either that or drive a car the colour of custard.













hello mate

raf dug

3,515 posts

283 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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If somebody puts His hands on the bonnet of your car surely you would have been well within your rights to rip his arms off and slap him around the head with the soggy ends.

Wildfire

9,947 posts

281 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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I think it's some kind of social disease. They have no aspirations so think it's fine for the to know down and destroy the dreams and gains of others. A small minortiy of them start this but because it is easier to target those who do work than work themselves they grow in numbers. Typical of the apathy of society and the attitude that it's ok to do nothing as the state will take care of you if you don't want to work.

4WD

2,289 posts

260 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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They should allow the red coats some inner city chav hunting.

UKBob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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nervous said:
cos its either that or drive a car the colour of custard.

hello mate
We all know the yellow ones are the fastest

Lets keep this on topic though. IMHO they are increasing in numbers, which is sad, because without their type Britain would be a much nicer, safer and friendier place.

raf dug said:
If somebody puts His hands on the bonnet of your car surely you would have been well within your rights to rip his arms off and slap him around the head with the soggy ends.
Indeed. But the chances of them kicking in the lights or scratching the car wouldnt have made it worth it.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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What one must remember is that Chavs are just a sector in an entire underclass that are harboured with the cossetting bosom of the benefit state.

This vile invention has given people the opportunity to avoid the requirement to aspire to just about anything. Whatever they do the state will be there to provide their next meal.

Couple this with the human rights lunacy that is shackling our police service to mountains of paperwork enabling anti social behaviour to propogate and affect the masses.

Now I dont think this situation is any different to what it was say 20 years ago.

In modern times however the aforementioned human rights lunacy has also removed local societies ability to police itself.

Labours 'equality' principal has shackled local community into becoming sitting victims whilst at the same time allowing scum like this to propogate like rats on viagra.

agent006

12,058 posts

293 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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UKBob said:
two drunken chavs stumbled out in front of the car, one of them leaned over the bonnet on his hands, then did the same to the car following us behind.


Yes, officer, i have a severe twitch in my left leg. This led to my dumping the clutch in first at 5000rpm.

cotty

42,217 posts

313 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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UKBob said:
Being a chav does seem to be the in thing amongst so many, but why?


I suppose the tracksuits are comfy

>> Edited by cotty on Monday 25th April 13:09

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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Thats not Chavs Dick, thats the fact you're too close to Llanedyrn

dick dastardly

8,326 posts

292 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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I absolutely 100% want to kill them all.

Yesterday afternoon was a lovely warm day to sit in the garden of my new home with a nice cool drink. That was until a Chavalier with 7 of these in-bread mutts decided to park in the pub car park 100 metres up the road and have a disco. The peace was soon disturbed with thumping bass and 'ah, thas feckin wickid' screached at full vocal while they all got pi$$ed on white lightening at 2 in the afternoon.

Now I know that there will always be scum with no social etiquette and that it's a fact of life but what really gets me is that there is NOTHING you can do about them. They are immune from the law and they know it. Whenever I call the police it's the same old "Yeah, we know, some of your neighbours have complained too. We'll get somone round to look into it" knowing full well that there is nothing they will do so won't even lift a finger. Vigilante justice is the only way forward as far as I see it.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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last week i was driving along the a34 when i local chav spat at my car as a crawled past in traffic! No manners and no hope. The problem being that in our inclusive society scum like this think they are owed what it took the rest of us years to get.

Human rights are all very well and good but you have to accept human responsibilities as well. On a purely personal level i'd like to see these "people" excluded from society. We could have a minimum contribution level based on what percentage of your life earnings have gone in NI. If you fall beneath the contributions threshold then you get sent to some uninhabited island where you are free to live like the animal you are
Crime would be cut to virtually zero, money saved in benefits could go into the health service and our streets would be safe places to walk. Shares in burberry and elizabeth duke would take a beating but that's the only downside i can see.....

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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and the papparazzi if my mother is to be believed...

dick dastardly

8,326 posts

292 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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And Pentwyn. Starting to wish I'd moved to the countryside...but then I'd have to dodge all the pikeys

UKBob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

294 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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I dont mean to go on and on, but behind the reason Im posting is this:

My parents put tens of thousands of hours work over the years, doing their best to bring me up as an honest, friendly, considerate, respecting and respectable person. Went off the rails a little during my teens as many of us do, but in the end they succeeded.

Fact: Having a 'good' family doesnt guarantee that you will grow up to be a 'good' person.

Another fact: And to the point - how can a family of chavs POSSIBLY raise their offspring to be any better than them? I cant imagine them suddenly growing up, becoming the respecting caring moralistic types like us, and raising families in a similar way.

silverback mike

11,293 posts

282 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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agent006 said:

UKBob said:
two drunken chavs stumbled out in front of the car, one of them leaned over the bonnet on his hands, then did the same to the car following us behind.



Yes, officer, i have a severe twitch in my left leg. This led to my dumping the clutch in first at 5000rpm.


That's awful sir, should I call you an ambulance for you and refuse disposal for the dreadful mess on your bonnet.

Joking....

yertis

19,707 posts

295 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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silverback mike said:

agent006 said:


UKBob said:
two drunken chavs stumbled out in front of the car, one of them leaned over the bonnet on his hands, then did the same to the car following us behind.




Yes, officer, i have a severe twitch in my left leg. This led to my dumping the clutch in first at 5000rpm.



That's awful sir, should I call you an ambulance for you and refuse disposal for the dreadful mess on your bonnet.

Joking....


Sadly. Really it would be banged up instantly on a charge of attempted murder, and the scrote would get free councilling to help get over the stress, a free flat and a free wheelchair.

ultimasimon

9,646 posts

287 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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cotty said:

UKBob said:
Being a chav does seem to be the in thing amongst so many, but why?



I suppose the tracksuits are comfy

>> Edited by cotty on Monday 25th April 13:09


and they can steal stuff in them too

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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I think it's important to remember, too, that being working class is not a prerequisite to being a chav (I think chav-bashing forums get dangerously classist here at times).

I can show you places in Cheshire where people spend a fortune on blinged-up cars, hideous jewellery, covering their houses in tat at Christmas, ugly designer-labelled clothing and so on. They'll drive around blaring music out antisocially, hold yobbish parties and start fights on nights out. They're a bunch of tasteless showoffs and, despite living in houses that cost nearly 7 figures, don't seem to have many aspirations other than showing everyone else how rich they are.

As a result, yes, I'd say it was a social disease that infests every level. It's a compulsion to be antisocial, loud, abusive and a shameless showoff and, for some reason, love it.

d3ano

7,414 posts

282 months

Monday 25th April 2005
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yertis said:

...and a free wheelchair.


Got to get me one of those