moron parks in front of my (rented) garage door
moron parks in front of my (rented) garage door
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n12maser

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664 posts

122 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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i rent a garage from the local council in one of their housing estates to keep the 993 tucked up away from the elemements etc....never have had any problems the last couple of years

that's until i went down there early on sunday to get it out for a Easter drive - some div has parked their Lexus hybrid people carrier/4x4 thing half a car's length back from the garage door. so I would be able reverse half out but that's it.

4 days later it's still there so my car is stuck inside until whoever owns it decides to move. Luckily we have a family car parked on the road nearby. Obvs I've left a note, which still remains in the windscreen wipers:

- council say they can't do anything except leave a 'sticker' saying they should move it
- local parking inspectors won't ticket it as it's not deemed a public road

hopefully the owner hasnt f*cked off on a 6 month sabatical or something. any ideas or just a bit of sympathy?! trust my luck just as this long winter is coming to a close & i can't wait to go for a blat

PWeston

157 posts

105 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Know anyone with a tractor and loader that could just shunt it a few m? That'd be my course of action once other avenues exhausted.

MB140

5,069 posts

133 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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It’s a shame you have reported it. 4x4 or large car borrowed from someone else and a tow rope would sort that out no problem.

Unfortunately as you have reported it it would lead back to you.

Ring a tow truck company maybe and get them to shift it. Send th bill to the registered keeper.

Other than that I am out of suggestions. Although 4 flat tyres missing there valves would be a right pita for them upon there return.

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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MB140 said:
It’s a shame you have reported it. 4x4 or large car borrowed from someone else and a tow rope would sort that out no problem.

Unfortunately as you have reported it it would lead back to you.

Ring a tow truck company maybe and get them to shift it. Send th bill to the registered keeper.

Other than that I am out of suggestions. Although 4 flat tyres missing there valves would be a right pita for them upon there return.
Even if you shifted it like that now I can't see what you could be charged with, providing no damage was done.

hyphen

26,262 posts

120 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Have you asked the local police for advice, You can't block a driveway, so surely same with a garage? Also may be stolen and dumped.

pmfinch

2,194 posts

108 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Just a thought, but on your note is it best to mention you cant get your car into your garage (rather than get it out) as this way it doesn't indicate something of value in the garage - either to the car owner or someone who reads the note?

For the same reason, moving the Lexus is probably not a good idea...

21TonyK

13,327 posts

239 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Assuming the ground is fairly smooth and level I would see if you can borrow some wheel dollies for an hour from your favourite garage.



hyphen

26,262 posts

120 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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desolate said:
MB140 said:
It’s a shame you have reported it. 4x4 or large car borrowed from someone else and a tow rope would sort that out no problem.

Unfortunately as you have reported it it would lead back to you.

Ring a tow truck company maybe and get them to shift it. Send th bill to the registered keeper.

Other than that I am out of suggestions. Although 4 flat tyres missing there valves would be a right pita for them upon there return.
Even if you shifted it like that now I can't see what you could be charged with, providing no damage was done.
And they would have to prove it was him.

zedx19

3,050 posts

170 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Apply to DVLA for registered keeper info? Does the car have MOT, insurance or VED, if not report it? If the family car has some poke/torque, tow rope on the Lexus and drag it out the way? Hammer frozen sausages into the exhaust pipe, local wildlife will consume the vehicle trying to locate thawing, rotting meat?

sgtBerbatov

2,597 posts

111 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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21TonyK said:
Assuming the ground is fairly smooth and level I would see if you can borrow some wheel dollies for an hour from your favourite garage.
Two dollies under the rear wheels, and toe it forward. Then remove tyre valves and stick some playdough under the door handles.

Ultra Sound Guy

29,594 posts

224 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Where can I rent a garage door?

bennno

15,256 posts

299 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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21TonyK said:
Assuming the ground is fairly smooth and level I would see if you can borrow some wheel dollies for an hour from your favourite garage.
agreed, wheel it in to a space you couldn't possibly park in without the use of dollies and leave it there.

n12maser

Original Poster:

664 posts

122 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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appreciate all your suggestions chaps. it's a new car, only registered in Oct '17. Fully taxed

didn't think it may have been stolen then dumped, will contact local police

family car is the petrol Evoque

paulshears

804 posts

227 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Go knocking on doors at tea-time would be my first idea ... just the houses overlooking or backing onto the garages

If it's a fairly new car there's a posibility of it been stolen and left there cos it's "out of the way"

Have you checked if its taxed, MOTed & insured? ... any of those missing would sway me towards shifting it myself

mac96

6,508 posts

173 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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There is one snag with any of these tactics- legal (trying to get it ticketed), illegal (puncturing tyres) or grey area (dragging it against its brakes). OP has P & J in that garage. Starting a feud with the (probably) local owner of the Lexus not a good idea. Perhaps time to look for another storage place?

I have considered a similar garage on council estate storage option after my Mustang was deliberately damaged while parked outside my house; I concluded that the risk of the garage being broken into made it pointless.

Perhaps I was wrong, but a nice car coming and going from the average council estate garage is going to be noticeable. Perhaps Lexus man (or woman, in this new and diverse world women just as likely to be tts) did this deliberately out of envy.

MagicalTrevor

6,481 posts

259 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Ultra Sound Guy said:
Where can I rent a garage door?
I'll rent you a garage door. Shall we say £50 a month?

Kermit power

29,622 posts

243 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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mac96 said:
There is one snag with any of these tactics- legal (trying to get it ticketed), illegal (puncturing tyres) or grey area (dragging it against its brakes). OP has P & J in that garage. Starting a feud with the (probably) local owner of the Lexus not a good idea. Perhaps time to look for another storage place?

I have considered a similar garage on council estate storage option after my Mustang was deliberately damaged while parked outside my house; I concluded that the risk of the garage being broken into made it pointless.

Perhaps I was wrong, but a nice car coming and going from the average council estate garage is going to be noticeable. Perhaps Lexus man (or woman, in this new and diverse world women just as likely to be tts) did this deliberately out of envy.
Paranoia is all well and good, but if someone is blocking the OP's 993 in its garage out of jealousy, are they really likely to do so with a brand new Lexus RX ??

BrettMRC

6,018 posts

190 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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How far are you from an airport OP?

Wonder if its the work of an enterprising airport parking firm...(or similar)

mac96

6,508 posts

173 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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Kermit power said:
mac96 said:
There is one snag with any of these tactics- legal (trying to get it ticketed), illegal (puncturing tyres) or grey area (dragging it against its brakes). OP has P & J in that garage. Starting a feud with the (probably) local owner of the Lexus not a good idea. Perhaps time to look for another storage place?

I have considered a similar garage on council estate storage option after my Mustang was deliberately damaged while parked outside my house; I concluded that the risk of the garage being broken into made it pointless.

Perhaps I was wrong, but a nice car coming and going from the average council estate garage is going to be noticeable. Perhaps Lexus man (or woman, in this new and diverse world women just as likely to be tts) did this deliberately out of envy.
Paranoia is all well and good, but if someone is blocking the OP's 993 in its garage out of jealousy, are they really likely to do so with a brand new Lexus RX ??
Fair point- OP's post stating it was a 2017 car was simultaneous with mine!
Still adds to my original reasons for not wanting to rent a council estate garage though.

steveo3002

11,209 posts

204 months

Thursday 5th April 2018
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my local council told me they would have the police out if mine gets blocked in , sort of thing that happens around this area