A first

[bobbins]

Got my first w****r sign today, after 10 years and two months as a Cerb owner. A proud moment for sure.

An old boy on a mobility scooter with some sort of mural on the back of his jacket as I tootled past. Howled with laughter and gave him a toot when I spotted it, only for him to raise the hand high and keep doing it til I was out of view. Highlight of my day.

To be fair there wasn't much in it 0-60 but as the aerodynamics kicked in I pulled away .

[so called]

Perhaps he was simply asking for some assistance.