Today's caption competition

[Wacky Racer]

Well we all know Prince Charles sometimes talks to Plants......



Over to you...

[Gary29]

'Smell my finger mate.....'

[ApOrbital]

Would one like some herbs.

[Russian Troll Bot]

Can I borrow £1.49 for some 8 Ace?

[daddy cool]

"Pull this"

[CzechItOut]

Can one play Stairway to Heaven and dedicate it to Mother?

[Justayellowbadge]

Indeed, it can be hard finding a page one can truly rely on.

[SeeFive]

Can’t you see I am dressed in my best uniform, and you Camilla have not even bothered to shave.

[Mr2Mike]

Mother! Keep your bloody corgis under control, this one's begging for food.

[kowalski655]

You know we wrote"Immigrant Song" about you lot,don't you? Bloody Germans coming here and taking our crowns.

[GAjon]

Wacky Racer said:

...

“No! You need cooling”

[grumpy52]

So your great uncle was
Lt Ed Zeppelin!
My uncle was an old queen !

[6th Gear]

Communication Breakdown.

[JuniorD]

Gary29 said:

'Smell my finger mate.....'

"My goodness Percy, that smells just like mud shark"

Edited by JuniorD on Monday 9th April 13:44

[spyder dryver]

...and then, before she spits it out, flip her over, shut your eyes and stick your finger in through the out door!

[glenrobbo]

spyder dryver said:

...and then, before she spits it out, flip her over, shut your eyes and stick your finger in through the out door!

Great work there!

Have a


Upon reading your suggested caption, if I had a mouthful of coffee ( I don't because I prefer tea ), I would almost certainly have spat it out all over my keyboard. If I had a keyboard. ( I don't because I'm not a musician. )

One can only hope that the Duchess benefits from that sage piece of advice.

[FN2TypeR]

Admit it, you killed your ex wife.

[ApOrbital]

Fat lip.