Innapropriate songs for 'slowed-down breathy' cover versions

[AppleJuice]

As noticed and commented on a fair bit on PH, the scourge of the modern advert is a godawful slowed-down breathy cover version of a classic song.

Instead of adverts using said breathy covers of classics, let's turn this on its head - what are the most innapropriate songs for breathy cover versions? What would said songs be used for? Lyrics might be helpful to those who don't know them.

Metallica >> Master of Puppets / for: FB

[Sebastian Tombs]

2 Unlimited - No Limit

[Nimby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFzr_MFX0Ok

[daddy cool]

"Baby When You're Gone" - Bryan Adams.







For Royal Ormand Street Hospital Charity.






I'm going to hell arent i?

[Riley Blue]

daddy cool said:

"Baby When You're Gone" - Bryan Adams.

For Royal Ormand Street Hospital Charity.

I'm going to hell arent i?

Or Hendrix's 'Voodoo Child' ...

[zb]

Small Faces - Itchycoo Park for Canesten

[DJFish]

I'd like to see a slowed down, acoustic version of NWAs 'F da Police' on the next appeal to save the Peruvian Snow Leopard.

[Bradgate]

Crash by the Primitives for Ryanair.

[bearman68]

Anything by Iron Maiden.

Personal head twist - whole lotta rosie, by AC/DC in a breathy voice.

[davepoth]

AppleJuice said:

As noticed and commented on a fair bit on PH, the scourge of the modern advert is a godawful slowed-down breathy cover version of a classic song.

Instead of adverts using said breathy covers of classics, let's turn this on its head - what are the most innapropriate songs for breathy cover versions? What would said songs be used for? Lyrics might be helpful to those who don't know them.

Metallica >> Master of Puppets / for: FB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5EIfSIV_I

I didn't think I'd find it, but there you go.

Edited by davepoth on Tuesday 17th April 19:49

[Johnnytheboy]

I've already offered Gwar's Salaminizer in the TV ad thread as it contains some 45 swear words before the first chorus, which is also quite profane.

It refers to a microwave and a TV in the song, so I guess could advertise something like Currys?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gwar+salaminizer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbVU1MORUy4

Edited by Johnnytheboy on Wednesday 18th April 09:13

[davepoth]

Sebastian Tombs said:

2 Unlimited - No Limit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEJ1H7i-LM

[Johnnytheboy]

Or Motorhead Orgasmatron for some sex toy company.

[davepoth]

daddy cool said:

"Baby When You're Gone" - Bryan Adams.

For Royal Ormand Street Hospital Charity.

I'm going to hell arent i?

At least you'll recognise the lift music on the way down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsA0QQok5c4

[Turbotechnic]

Johnny Cash - A boy named Sue. "Well I knew that snake was me old sweet dad, from a worn out picture that my mother had." Ancestry DNA.

[davepoth]

Riley Blue said:

Or Hendrix's 'Voodoo Child' ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEYtC1g1jZU

[davepoth]

zb said:

Small Faces - Itchycoo Park for Canesten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnQ7FGIdUs

[davepoth]

DJFish said:

I'd like to see a slowed down, acoustic version of NWAs 'F da Police' on the next appeal to save the Peruvian Snow Leopard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuYIMUFcv3A

[marksx]

NOFX - the idiots are taking over. For any party political broadcast.

[davepoth]

Johnnytheboy said:

I've already offered Gwar's Salaminizer in the TV ad thread as it contains some 45 swear words before the first chorus, which is also quite profane.

It refers to a microwave and a TV in the song, so I guess could advertise something like Currys?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=gwar+salaminizer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mvaEkVF-eg