Hi, my names Pete, and I drive an Elf...

[neil_cardiff]

[splodge s4]

neil_cardiff said:

I Guess i should have been at the curry to have a pot of glue what your on about!

[mechsympathy]

splodge s4 said:

I Guess i should have been at the curry to have a pot of glue what your on about!

[pdV6]

My name's Psychobert, this is the 1st Bristol meet I've been to and the *****rds have sacrificed me to the local nutter!










Pic didn't come out too well:

[Mon Ami Mate]

For the benefit of the sadly desk-bound, please explain!

[GlenMH]

I think Psychobert did very well looking after our drunk "friend" with the disintegrating trousers and brooooaaaad Brisssle accent!

Top night out!

Glen

[pdV6]

Mon Ami Mate said:

For the benefit of the sadly desk-bound, please explain!

We managed to pick up a wandering lunatic in the pub.
He'd obviously had a pint or seventeen too many & decided that we were a rugby team amongst other gems...

[yertis]

"you're all paired off!... [sees nervous looking Glen] Except for you...you can pair up with I!

[pdV6]

yertis said:

"you're all paired off!... [sees nervous looking Glen] Except for you...you can pair up with I!

"You ever had a plaster ceiling fall on you?"

[neil_cardiff]

"He's gonna do me later, sort me knee aat"

[pdV6]

neil_cardiff said:

"He's gonna do me later, sort me knee aat"

...with a lump hammer - you serious?

[neil_cardiff]

Nah a mallet'll do...

[yertis]

pdV6 said:

neil_cardiff said: "He's gonna do me later, sort me knee aat" ...with a lump hammer - you serious?

[bill, sensing litigation when Pete has duly followed his advice and "hit it back the other way"]

err... no actually...




A genius and a professional...

[mechsympathy]

yertis said:

pdV6 said: neil_cardiff said: "He's gonna do me later, sort me knee aat" ...with a lump hammer - you serious? [bill, sensing litigation when Pete has duly followed his advice and "hit it back the other way"] err... no actually...

I'd forgotten about that particular gem.

[GlenMH]

yertis said:

"you're all paired off!... [sees nervous looking Glen] Except for you...you can pair up with I!

Mind you, doing a Baloo bear up and down Daz was also a great effort.....

Glen

[pdV6]

GlenMH said:

Mind you, doing a Baloo bear up and down Daz was also a great effort.....

That's an image that will (unforunately) stay with me for quite some time...

[yertis]

I'm not sure whether the holy-man's choice of pub was inspired or insane...

[mechsympathy]

yertis said:

I'm not sure whether the holy-man's choice of pub was inspired or insane...

I don't know about you lot, but I'll be quite glad never to set foot in there again

[GlenMH]

yertis said:

I'm not sure whether the holy-man's choice of pub was inspired or insane...

Or he could be living a double life, and those were his friends - Bill, is there something you want to tell us about?

We will be gently with you - honest

[GlenMH]

mechsympathy said:

yertis said: I'm not sure whether the holy-man's choice of pub was inspired or insane... I don't know about you lot, but I'll be quite glad never to set foot in there again

Hang on! Wasn't it YOUR idea in the first place, O Great One?