Another daft instruction

[simpo two]

Following on from a recent thread, which is now already buried in the mists of PH-dom, I just found another daft instruction...

'Remove nuts from rice section of tray'









But how did they KNOW????

[BliarOut]

Allegedly on a packet of nuts......

"May contain nuts"

[Twincam16]

On a paper shredder:

"Do not insert body parts"

[vixpy1]

On a Iron intructions..


Do not Iron clothes on Body!

[BliarOut]

vixpy1 said:

On a Iron intructions.. Do not Iron clothes on Body!

My ex used to do that quite regularly And yes, she used to burn herself

[DanBoy]

On a CD of mine:

NB - Do not eat.

[markmullen]

BliarOut said:

vixpy1 said: On a Iron intructions.. Do not Iron clothes on Body! My ex used to do that quite regularly And yes, she used to burn herself

I had an ex who used to (and may still for all I know) iron her hair to straighten it

[mybrainhurts]

On a bottle of acid......

Don't dip todger in bottle....

[TheExcession]

On a bottle of wine... "Open other end"

[RobbieM]

On a digital camera - do not use if emitting smoke

[tubbystu]

Label on a hairdryer fitted in hotel bathroom - DO NOT USE IN SHOWER.