Punchline required

[john2443]

A friend has just posted on facebook "What's the best way to shave a coconut?"

I think it;s a serious question but it needs a witty answer (as I don't have a serious answer)

Any offers!?

There is a vid on utube of someone actually doing it, but they don't make a very good job of it!

[ellroy]

Definitely use Palmolive shaving foam for starters.

[extraT]

Veet. For men.

[Trophy Husband]

Sean Connery.........

"Shtop it from hitting the ground!"

[HOGEPH]

Bic by bic

[tumble dryer]

Trophy Husband said:

Sean Connery.........

"Shtop it from hitting the ground!"

[So]

Trophy Husband said:

Sean Connery.........

"Shtop it from hitting the ground!"

You, Sir, are a comedy genius.

[Blaster72]

Trophy Husband said:

Sean Connery.........

"Shtop it from hitting the ground!"

[Einion Yrth]

So said:

Trophy Husband said:

Sean Connery.........

"Shtop it from hitting the ground!"

You, Sir, are a comedy genius.

indeed...

[CharlesdeGaulle]

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

[Einion Yrth]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

Who knows? Currently you appear to be outnumbered, but it's a very small sample.

[So]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

Probably not. There must be at least one other humourless bd on PH.

[B17NNS]

Trophy Husband said:

Sean Connery.........

"Shtop it from hitting the ground!"

Very good

[CharlesdeGaulle]

So said:

Probably not. There must be at least one other humourless bd on PH.

Bad day at the office?

[anonymous-user]

Einion Yrth said:

indeed...

Superb

[MYOB]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

I for one don't understand the joke!

[PositronicRay]

MYOB said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

I for one don't understand the joke!

It took me a moment or two, try saying it out loud in your best Sean Connery voice.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

PositronicRay said:

MYOB said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

I for one don't understand the joke!

It took me a moment or two, try saying it out loud in your best Sean Connery voice.

It shouldn't be difficult. According to some of our number it's comedy genius. Although they're probably the ones that find Mrs Brown's Boys side-splittingly hilarious.

[So]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

PositronicRay said:

MYOB said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I can't be the only one that doesn't think the Sean Connery punchline isn't actually very funny, can I?

I for one don't understand the joke!

It took me a moment or two, try saying it out loud in your best Sean Connery voice.

It shouldn't be difficult. According to some of our number it's comedy genius. Although they're probably the ones that find Mrs Brown's Boys side-splittingly hilarious.

It's okay, I am seated safely and my ribs are prepared for the damage they are surely to sustain.

IT'S YOUR TURN.

Take the mic big boy.

AND YOUR ALTERNATIVE PUNCHLINE IS......

[HustleRussell]

I think as coconut shaving punchlines go, the Sean Connery line may be as good as it gets