Jobs you would like!

[Marcos Maniac]

We have seen the jobs you would be crap at, what jobs would you like or think you would be good at?

[Podie]

TVR test driver
smut "actor"
CarZee's job.

[plotloss]

I'd like a job as a yacht salesman, but I think I would make a good carpenter (the wood kind, rather than the guitar playing travelling to gigs by fax kind).

Actually scrub the Yacht thing, I'd like to be a Cabinet Minister.

Matt.

>> Edited by plotloss on Tuesday 17th September 14:23

[M@H]

i WILL own a trout fishery one day.... :sigh:

[Don]

Guitarist in a Rock/Blues band.

If only it made any money that's what I'd be doing now instead of running my own Company.

[N17 TVR]

......Ron Jeremy

[Jason F]

Test driver of almost any performance vehicle, rally driver, scuba dive instructor (tropics only), Skydive instructor.

Soo, if anyone has any vacancies in the above and requires someone to train up, let me know.....

[DIGGA]

- Guiness taster
- TVR Tuscan Racer
- Gwyneth Paltrows pants

[DIGGA]

Or maybe Cameron Diaz's pants, not sure on that one.

Sorry, I'll get my grubby mack.

>> Edited by DIGGA on Tuesday 17th September 14:33

[Size Nine Elm]

quote:
Guitarist in a Rock/Blues band.

If only it made any money that's what I'd be doing now instead of running my own Company.

Do both.

www.previousconvictions.co.uk
www.prosumersolutions.com

[zippy500]

Kylies underpants.

[Don]

quote:
- Gwyneth Paltrows pants

Ahhhh. Reminds me of the age-old adage:

"I was as happy as Michelle Pfeiffer's underpants."

[mondeoman]

Dossing all day........

[jeremyc]

quote:Do both.
www.previousconvictions.co.uk
www.prosumersolutions.com

But presumably only wear the suit for one of them.

[N17 TVR]

quote:

quote:
- Gwyneth Paltrows pants

Ahhhh. Reminds me of the age-old adage:

"I was as happy as Michelle Pfeiffer's underpants."

Can't really picture Michelle (or Kylie in previous post) in a pair of 'Y' fronts.....I've only ever seen them in skimpies.

Does someone have any photos ?

[zippy500]

I would like to be a Sniper. There seems to be a draw towards dropping a terrorist nutter from 1000 meters

[CarZee]

quote:CarZee's job.

Jeezus - stop pulling my pigtails will you Podie..

[Size Nine Elm]

quote:

quote:Do both.
www.previousconvictions.co.uk
www.prosumersolutions.com

But presumably only wear the suit for one of them.

Bd! Amazing what PR people think looks good.

Oops, band link was broken, now fixed...

[mr_tony]

I think I'd be good as the 'Man from Del Monte'.

I can look good in a safari suit and say yes in a particularly cheesy fashion, so what more qualifications do I need?

[Podie]