TODAY...Fabulous Opportuniy

[avinalarf]

Your lucky day.
Circa 2pm today a fabulous opportunity to meet me at Grange Welwyn where I shall be signing autographs f.o.c.
Also available are signed copies of my latest book " Love Island ...The Geriatrics".
Aside from all this fun there will be several Astons to look at ....but as we all know what they look like I guess it's me you'll be coming to meet.
Can't wait !
Well you'll just have to,
A la prossima.
Stevie G

[Jon39]

I am so sorry Steven, that I am unable to attend. (Have not thought of any humorous excuses yet.)

Your fans will undoubtedly enjoy the opportunity to meet you, and there should be quite a long queue for the autographs and book signing.

Be careful when near the DBSS. I hear that it is a static vehicle, which probably means it is either a full size model made of soft clay, or perhaps someone has nicked the engine.

Enjoy your day. I expect there will be celebrity vloggers (I am picking up on this modern lingo) at such an important event, so I will look forward to seeing the photos and videos. Don't forget your scarf. Cooler today, particularly in your Volante.

[ace of the base]

Unfortunately unable to make this but will you be doing a country-wide book signing tour to avoid disappointing your fan base?

[avinalarf]

ace of the base said:

Unfortunately unable to make this but will you be doing a country-wide book signing tour to avoid disappointing your fan base?

Id like to but I'll be in the States most of this year helping the Kardashians raise their profile on social media.

[old phart]

Ha! Will you be sporting yoga pants and tight fitting tops? BTW I’ve banned my girls from watching anything having to do with them.

[avinalarf]

old phart said:

Ha! Will you be sporting yoga pants and tight fitting tops? BTW I’ve banned my girls from watching anything having to do with them.

Yoga pants for urban situations or teeny tiny speedos when at the beach.
Tight fitting tops are de rigeur, the tighter the better, to display my abs and six pack.
You should embrace the Kardashians, gender fluidity and phat arses is the way to go.