Taking the P

[john2443]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-450182...

Summary, small fire on pier, by the time the brigade get there a bloke's pissed on it and put it out!

"A Southend Borough Council spokesman said: "Whilst we have faith our sprinkler system would have soon sprung into action, we understand the visitor deployed his own sprinkler system to swiftly extinguish the miniature inferno.""

I hope this is true!

[Bright Halo]

Good job it wasn’t me who tried that with the amount of spirits I consumed over the weekend I would have probably started an inferno!