Inspection of tenancy (day in the life of a letting agent)
Inspection of tenancy (day in the life of a letting agent)
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joyless lobotomised parrot

Original Poster:

5,637 posts

141 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Thoughts?


55palfers

6,385 posts

194 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Speechless.

Redarress

730 posts

237 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Smackhead scum

Dynamic Space Wizard

966 posts

134 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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How did you get into my house???

StuTheGrouch

5,919 posts

192 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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joyless lobotomised parrot said:
Thoughts?
I've seen less rubbish at a landfill!

I'm guessing this is in Scotland from the incredible number of Irn Bru bottles

cbmotorsport

3,065 posts

148 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Shocking.

Skag heads?


Integroo

11,631 posts

115 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Can't you spot these sorts of folk a miles off before you let to them? Or do they appear ordinary folks?

mike74

3,687 posts

162 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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It's a difficult one to be honest, just who is the bigger parasitic scumbag?

The tenant... or the letting agent with their money for nothing fees?

DaveH23

3,355 posts

200 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Integroo said:
Can't you spot these sorts of folk a miles off before you let to them? Or do they appear ordinary folks?
If done via an agency you may never meet/see your tenants.

Wacky Racer

41,386 posts

277 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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joyless lobotomised parrot said:






Thoughts?
Looks like a typical Student flat during term time. (In my experience) biggrin


To be serious:- Utter scum, presumably the will lose their holding deposit, that should pay for a few bin bags.

andy43

13,263 posts

284 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Radiators - check
Glazing - check
Doors - check
Bed - check. Cue Facebook advert “mattress need gone slight staining”
Could be worse.
How much do you get back on irnbru empties?

geeks

11,765 posts

169 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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joyless lobotomised parrot said:






Thoughts?
That it really is grim up north? hehe

I have seen worse, much worse!

Chrisgr31

14,289 posts

285 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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A colleague recently took a call about a flat we manage accusing us of profiteering from running a brothel! The police had raided the property and strangely the tenants disappeared, although we still had to go through the formal eviction process.

With the benefit of hindsight looking at the photos of the past inspection the use of it was obvious!

Vanordinaire

3,701 posts

192 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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15 years in social housing, doesn't matter how good the photos are, they never capture the smell of a scene like this.

The Moose

23,684 posts

239 months

Tuesday 31st July 2018
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Report to landlord: all fine, no problem

dogz

352 posts

286 months

Wednesday 1st August 2018
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What I've learnt with houses is that pictures often lie

On face value I would say that this isn't too bad. There appears to be limited damage and just a clean-up job required.

I've seen far far worse. I nearly bought a house in a nice area once which had been converted into a grow - the ceilings had big holes in them, wiring was burnt out and a mess etc

Whats your view Mr Parrott?

joyless lobotomised parrot

Original Poster:

5,637 posts

141 months

Wednesday 1st August 2018
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dogz said:
What I've learnt with houses is that pictures often lie

On face value I would say that this isn't too bad. There appears to be limited damage and just a clean-up job required.

I've seen far far worse. I nearly bought a house in a nice area once which had been converted into a grow - the ceilings had big holes in them, wiring was burnt out and a mess etc

Whats your view Mr Parrott?
I'd agree with you and andy43 above. No visible damage other than a stain on a wall. Bit of a mess, but nothing really disgusting like maggoty meat + rotten veg + dogshyte + stinking nappies etc etc etc.

But I'm at an advantage of knowing the agent, the landlord and the property. I'd be very surprised if this isn't let on long (4 year?) lease to an NGO which provides accommodation for "vulnerable" people. These leases involve no deposit but come with the guarantee that the property will eventually be returned in the condition it was in at the outset. At this very moment the NGO will be in sorting it for their next client. Who may be worse than the squalor monkey who made the mess in the pictures or may be (far) better as an occupant.

Hoarding rubbish is indicative of mental problems which may be psychiatric or psychological - I don't know. But I don't have a problem with the agencies whose job it is to house these unfortunates as they don't leave landlords with the mess.

Optionally, it could just be a feral one - someone with an unattended mental disorder who just lives like this normally. Like an unmedicated junkie or similar. In which case the owner's dodged a bullet because as has been said it could be far far worse. Actually the lack of damage makes me fairly sure it's just a poor soul who thinks living with a load of hoarded garbage is normal.

I'd cost the cleanup etc at £250 including landfill tax for the disposal of the hoard and other debris, plus a small tub of emulsion and a couple of hours of a decorator. Not bad really considering that a determined anti-social crew can run up a seven figure bill should they decide to destroy a property and set the building on fire as they abandon it. Naturally insurance pays for those ones, including loss-of-rent, and the owner eventually has a fully restored property to rent out going forward.

Edited by joyless lobotomised parrot on Wednesday 1st August 17:58