Vote Monster Raving Loony Party
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Most sensible policy on speed cameras yet;
Monster Raving Loony Party's Manifesto said:
All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to your cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam. This will also apply to police cars; their device will be set to 5 mph though built up areas.
The full Manifesto Is Here 
www.omrlp.com/
From their Manifesto.
Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.
and
We fully back the government’s policy of discouraging binge drinking by opening pubs for 24 hours. We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer.
www.omrlp.com/
From their Manifesto.
Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.
and
We fully back the government’s policy of discouraging binge drinking by opening pubs for 24 hours. We believe that 24 hours is not quite long enough and propose to make the length of a day 32 hours long so that the pubs can be open for even longer.
There was a study, not so long back, on the MRLP policies going all the way back to the sixties.
It was spooky to find that a number of, what were considered in their day, "Loony" ideas have in fact come to be one way or another! Many happened years later than originally conceived, and obviously quite often not in the way intended, and are now part of our everyday lives! There's hope yet....
It was spooky to find that a number of, what were considered in their day, "Loony" ideas have in fact come to be one way or another! Many happened years later than originally conceived, and obviously quite often not in the way intended, and are now part of our everyday lives! There's hope yet....
Monster Raving Loony Party's Manifesto said:
Immigration: everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents.
Monster Raving Loony Party's Manifesto said:
All people that think that they have a right to roam will need permission from the Pope.
Monster Raving Loony Party's Manifesto said:
Anyone criticising defence will be made to mend it with de hammer and de nails.
Monster Raving Loony Party's Manifesto said:
Any child found breaking the Auntie Social Order will be sent to their Uncles for a good clip around the ear.
Genius
See the thing is, I always reckon that anybody who actually wants to be a politician must surely disqualify themselves on moral grounds for being suitable for the job.
But you know where you stand with a guy like that......
(almost wish we'd had a candidate now - as we didn't perhaps I can find out in the next four years how you stand for election
)
But you know where you stand with a guy like that......
(almost wish we'd had a candidate now - as we didn't perhaps I can find out in the next four years how you stand for election
)
I like their manifesto for the 2525 general election.
Transport
Home Affairs
Environment
Transport
Monster Raving Loonies said:
It has been proven that Robot Taxi Drivers are even more likely to take you the long way round. They're programmed to do it. We will introduce taxis that you can drive yourself, and we will call them "cars".
Though generally regarded as a failed experiment in technology, trains will be reintroduced, as there are too many people milling around in anoraks without anything to do.
Home Affairs
Monster Raving Loonies said:
Political Correctness is so pervasive in 2525 that it will be illegal to say anything at all in case you offend someone. Sign language will be illegal as well, as will moving, because any movement might be interpreted as a gesture that could cause offence. Therefore we promise to let people speak to each other again. We may even reintroduce the rather scary notion of "free speech", which the New New New Really New Labour party abolished sometime back in 2190.
In addition, anyone found causing offence will be made to paint it with a nice protective coat of Ronseal
Environment
Monster Raving Loonies said:
As stated above, the Green Party will be allowed to go around saying "I told you so" whenever they like. This permission will also extend to organisations like The World-wide Fund for Nature and Friends of the Earth.
Biospheres will be replaced by buildings of more interesting shapes. We will have biotriangles and biotrapeziums too.
Food and Fisheries
Synthetic food will be replaced by real food, on the grounds that throwing synthetic egg powder at politicians isn't nearly as much fun as throwing real eggs.
OMRLP Manifesto said:
Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.
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