The Pistonheads Retirement Island

[UKBob]

There have been umpteen threads verbalising the shared distaste of the state of our country, types of people in it, the taxes and government, scameras, and so on. I propose we all move to a big island together (and bring a few girls from other "nice people" forums, as we're mostly male on PH) We'll need to build an oil refinery for free petrol, some diggers and a cement mixers to make a track. Joospeed to fix our cars, and boltcutters if Ted plans to run the island. A sattelite net connection so Mrs fish can keep us up to date with banter on pistonheads. A cage for Vixpy incase he starts hounding the lady island dwellers... What would you bring?

[Plotloss]

The stereo, some seeds and a growbag...

[yertis]

A boat.

[Twincam16]

I'd run the radio station

[Wacky Racer]

Nonegreen to demolish any speed cameras Spindrift puts up..........

[jimothy]

A brewery.

The TVR factory and lots of TVR spares.

And get Lotuslad to bring his shirt so we've something to dry our glasses with after the washing up

>> Edited by jimothy on Friday 6th May 17:20

[lotuslad]

yertis said:

A boat.

A yacht or a speedboat? Could provoke civil war on the island...

[sneijder]

www.vladi-private-islands.de/home_e.html We'll see if these chaps are up for a deal.

This is probably the best : www.vladi-private-islands.de/sales_islands/sites/05_hog_1.html

Will need a Zymol refinery to get all the salt water off the jallopys.

[diddyman]

I'll bring the cabaret...

[UKBob]

I'll need an air compressor, 50 million BB rounds, and a nice shiny BB Gatling Gun to keep order on the island. Id also bring a gaggle of busty sweedish nurses. And a doctors uniform to impress them with

[vixpy1]

diddyman said:

I'll bring the cabaret...

Now look here

[groucho]

You've made no reference to a bar being on this island.
If there is one I'll bring my pint pot.

[groucho]

diddyman said:

I'll bring the cabaret...

Who is this bloke? I've seen him everywhere on this forum.

[Incorrigible]

Twincam16 said:

I'd run the radio station

Who'd listen to it



Just another metalica Monday

[ICSD]

I'll run the bar.

Guess we'll never be able to join in the Kyoto agreement.

Oh and we should bring some Transport 2000ies just so that there's someone to give a good kicking to when we're pissed.

[Incorrigible]

ICSD said:

Guess we'll never be able to join in the Kyoto agreement.

That depends we could run everything on bio methanol and be carbon neutral

A green I'm sure even Nonegreen could live with

[Neezer]

I'll bring a drilling rig and oil refinery to provide us with an unlimited supply of fuel, since the island clearly has massive oil reserves just waiting to be tapped..

[yertis]

lotuslad said:

yertis said: A boat. A yacht or a speedboat? Could provoke civil war on the island...

A fishing boat.

[UKBob]

The girls would probably want to do some mud wrestling on saturday afternoons, so it wouldnt be fair if I didnt bring an inflatable mud bath and some bikinis for them

[groucho]

You're so thoughtful Bob.