Day Off TODAY - What to do ?
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J1JPE said:
Thanks for suggestions so far ... KEEP 'EM COMING ... DIY is probably what I should do ... (& not the porn variety) ... am watching JDM vids on YouTube and catching up on gossip here but after an hour or so that'll get lame; still keen not to "waste" the day if possible.
What DIY should you be doing? Edible Roadkill said:
Close the curtains and watch porn
9amFrom now until midday will be a blur, the quantum acceleration device that is activated on any day off cannot be stopped. If you're lucky you might be able to mow the lawn in that 3 hours. Generally just stand around looking lost in your own house procrastinating.
Midday
Pot noodle for lunch, if anyone knocks on your door make sure you answer in pants and pot noodle stained vest, you should be cracking the first beer of the day, and be quite heavily sauced for the next stage of the day at 3pm. Fill the 3 hours between with watching top quality scud on the internet and looking out the window in to the garden.
3pm
On to the tough part, 3pm. Reflect on the wasted day, as the guilt from all the self abuse fills you in a half cut stupor, try to relax and let the regret wash over you. Enter the long dark tea time of the soul. This is where you will play over all the potential activities you could have done, instead of being a total garbage person. Car or Motorcycle you didn't take out for a run, exercise, walk in the park, coffee, people watching. You did nothing. You are a stain on the toilet bowl of society.
6pm
Your wife arrives home. 6 hours of heavy drinking means you are asleep on the sofa, surrounded by empty scrumpy tins.
You get the idea.
Edited by Cardinal Hips on Thursday 27th September 09:37
Take a long and peaceful s
t.
Shower.
Make some effort with a decent Bacon & egg sandwich with a cuppa tea from a tea pot. Read the news.
Lay on the sofa and channel hop for a couple of hours.
Go into town and buy something....Doesn't matter what. You won't need it anyway.
Pub lunch...proper steak pie chips and peas. Decent pint or two.
This is now dodgy ground but assuming you don't just stay and get st faced...
Head back home...Feet up, put a movie on that you never get to watch.
Pick kids up from school.
t.Shower.
Make some effort with a decent Bacon & egg sandwich with a cuppa tea from a tea pot. Read the news.
Lay on the sofa and channel hop for a couple of hours.
Go into town and buy something....Doesn't matter what. You won't need it anyway.
Pub lunch...proper steak pie chips and peas. Decent pint or two.
This is now dodgy ground but assuming you don't just stay and get s
t faced...Head back home...Feet up, put a movie on that you never get to watch.
Pick kids up from school.
J1JPE said:
Day off TODAY - what to do ? Boy's at nursery, wife's at work; lawn's cut, car wash can wait ...
Based East Midlands, sensible suggestions appreciated
- any track days on at Donington perhaps? trip to Apple store at Meadowhall to check out the new iWatch etc ?
I'm off today to.Based East Midlands, sensible suggestions appreciated
- any track days on at Donington perhaps? trip to Apple store at Meadowhall to check out the new iWatch etc ?
Maybe you could come over and pick me up and we could do a Thelma and Louise?
GIYess said:
Find a good quiet spot to go for a dander, sit on a wall or bench and just enjoy not having to do anything or be anywhere and watch the world go by. That's what I'd do.
^^^This.I live in London and if I have a day off I usually go to Hammersmith and take a walk to Richmond Park and walk around the park, sit on a bench and sit with my thoughts (or a book) which I love. Maybe you can drive somewhere similar and do the same?
viggyp said:
GIYess said:
Find a good quiet spot to go for a dander, sit on a wall or bench and just enjoy not having to do anything or be anywhere and watch the world go by. That's what I'd do.
^^^This.I live in London and if I have a day off I usually go to Hammersmith and take a walk to Richmond Park and walk around the park, sit on a bench and sit with my thoughts (or a book) which I love. Maybe you can drive somewhere similar and do the same?
funkyrobot said:
Edible Roadkill said:
Close the curtains and watch porn
He has a day to kill. Not five minutes.Then tidying and vacuuming the entire house in 3 minutes flat at 5:57pm to make it look like you've had a really productive day...
Never underestimate how long it can take to procrasturbate.
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