Mmmm..... finger licking good
Mmmm..... finger licking good
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bigandclever

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14,344 posts

267 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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From the bbc website...

A US man found a severed finger in a tub of ice cream, then refused to give it back to an injured employee.

Clarence Stowers bought a pint of chocolate ice cream from Kohl's Frozen Custard in Wilmington, North Carolina. When he found a chewy object in his mouth, he assumed it was one of the ingredients, until he spat it out, washed the ice cream off - and found that it was a finger.

Kohl employee Brandon Fizer, 23, had lost the finger in a work accident. Mr Fizer had accidentally put his finger into a machine used to beat the icecream mix.

While colleagues rushed to help Mr Fizer, a drive-through attendant unknowingly served his finger to Mr Stowers.

At first, Mr Stowers failed to notice anything unusual about his custard.

"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream or whatever to make it a treat," he told a Wilmington television station.

"So I proceeded to put the object in my mouth, got all the ice cream off of it and spit it into my hand."

When he realised what he had been munching on, Mr Stowers "just started screaming".

He has now hired a lawyer and refuses to return the severed finger, which he regards as evidence in a possible legal action against the shop.

pzero64

2,146 posts

270 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Obviously ran out of Flakes.

lotuslad

5,253 posts

283 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Stupid feck - if he'd returned the finger packed in ice cream it might have been operable.

wolves_wanderer

12,952 posts

266 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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bigandclever said:

He has now hired a lawyer and refuses to return the severed finger, which he regards as evidence in a possible legal action against the shop.


Typical greedy litigious behaviour, if I was the bloke who lost my finger I'd be suing this monkey, surely this is theft?

wanty1974

3,704 posts

277 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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You shouldn't point the finger at him for being greedy.

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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yeah, enough finger wagging you lot. unless he's a taxidermist, its rarely good to keep your hand in.

minimax

11,985 posts

285 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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I wonder who'll get fingered for liabilty with the employers?

wanty1974

3,704 posts

277 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Nail the creep, that's what I say!

deeen

6,400 posts

274 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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wolves_wanderer said:

bigandclever said:

He has now hired a lawyer and refuses to return the severed finger, which he regards as evidence in a possible legal action against the shop.



Typical greedy litigious behaviour, if I was the bloke who lost my finger I'd be suing this monkey, surely this is theft?


No, I guess it was included in the food(?) he paid for.

victormeldrew

8,293 posts

306 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Th emind boggles! Presumably the employee was aware his finger had been severed, so why did a colleague continue to serve the product? Was he so brain dead that he didn't notice a guy running round screaming and spouting blood?

My guess is the comany will be sued by both parties, and the gut who served up the finger won't be employee of the month for a while!

Kentish

15,169 posts

263 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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You sick lot

Racylady

931 posts

262 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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lotuslad said:
Stupid feck - if he'd returned the finger packed in ice cream it might have been operable.


Probably not after the guy had been chewing it!

deeen

6,400 posts

274 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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I hope the digitally challenged one cleaned under his fingernails that morning, or this would all be a bit unhygeinic.

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Amazing. A genuine accident, out of stupidity more than anything else, and somebody who chewed a finger is now going to sue.

I'd love to meet that person, and apply the 'boot of common sense' to his undoubtedly extremely large arse.

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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wot, no finger based pun?

Flat in Fifth

48,695 posts

280 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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nervous said:
wot, no finger based pun?

Ypu mean like fingers ain't wot they used to be .... and....
knuckle down and get on with some work...

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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thats more like it. thankyou. id give you a thumbs up, but i cant until the bloke returns it.