Week Without Wifey

[wanty1974]

It's been such a long time (eight years) that I've forgotten what its like not to have either the wife or the kids around for the week, as will be the case at the end of May.

Any suggestions as to how I can spend my time? Obvious ideas for DVDs at proper home cinema volume and nights in the local con club have been considered.

I was wondering if I might take up Vauxhall on their three-day test drive, as long as they have something slightly more exciting than an Aglia available.

[vixpy1]

Well... The restaurants Towman and I visit in London (not together i might add) require a woman.

[alexkp]

vixpy1 said:

Well... The clipjoints Towman and I visit in London (not together i might add) require you to pay for a woman.

I'm impressed by your honesty.

[Podie]

wanty1974 said:

I was wondering if I might take up Vauxhall on their three-day test drive, as long as they have something slightly more exciting than an Aglia available.

Who cares if it's an Agila... take it on a roadtrip

[vixpy1]

anonymous said:

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very good mate...very good.

[elms]

anonymous said:

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[JagLover]

Do what Strebbe did, have a wild orgy with the cleaner.

[vixpy1]

JagLover said:

Do what Strebbe did, have a wild orgy with the cleaner.

How do you know?

[JagLover]

vixpy1 said:

JagLover said: Do what Strebbe did, have a wild orgy with the cleaner. How do you know?

Don't you remember when Strebbe was debating what to do when his wife and kids were away?

[vixpy1]

JagLover said:

vixpy1 said: JagLover said: Do what Strebbe did, have a wild orgy with the cleaner. How do you know? Don't you remember when Strebbe was debating what to do when his wife and kids were away?

Yes.. but i never heard an orgy mentioned.. I mean, I would have been invited if there was.

[love machine]

JagLover said:

Do what Strebbe did, have a wild orgy with the cleaner.

Are we talking about a cleaner of the biological sort or one with an electric motor. If you do choose to shag the dyson, watch out for the love bite syndrome

[jimothy]

love machine said:

If you do choose to shag the dyson, watch out for the love bite syndrome

Voice of experience perchance?

[Tyre Smoke]

vixpy1 said:

JagLover said: Do what Strebbe did, have a wild orgy with the cleaner. How do you know?

He's the cleaner!

[love machine]

jimothy said:

love machine said: If you do choose to shag the dyson, watch out for the love bite syndrome Voice of experience perchance?

I tried but the hose didn't have a big enough girth

[cotty]

wanty1974 said:

I was wondering if I might take up Vauxhall on their three-day test drive, as long as they have something slightly more exciting than an Aglia available.

like the turbo VX220

[cotty]

wanty1974 said:

I was wondering if I might take up Vauxhall on their three-day test drive, as long as they have something slightly more exciting than an Aglia available.

like the turbo VX220

[wanty1974]

I've just booked an Astra Sport Hatch for a three-day hoon. If you can hoon in an Astra.

[jimothy]

love machine said:

jimothy said: love machine said: If you do choose to shag the dyson, watch out for the love bite syndrome Voice of experience perchance? I tried but the hose didn't have a big enough girth

Thats cos it was one of these:

[wanty1974]

cotty said:

wanty1974 said: I was wondering if I might take up Vauxhall on their three-day test drive, as long as they have something slightly more exciting than an Aglia available. like the turbo VX220

Unfortunately, no. Only their 'Breeze' special editions (Zafira, anyone?) or the Astra Sport Hatch are available. I did ask, tho!

[cotty]

if you dont ask you dont get.

Was thinking if you wanted something to do you could write a review for pistonheads but not sure the car is up to the usual review material