Fruit flies!!!!!
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anonymous-user

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77 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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FFS, I fking hate flies!!

Half a lime fallen behind a table, some strawberries and some over ripe bananas and now William the Conqueror has invaded my house (and given birth to many heirs and heiresses)!!! Chucked the lime, the strawberries and forced my kids to eat 7 bananas in a sitting and the fkERS keep flying in to my face! OCD meter off the scale!

Right now 2 pomegranates, some tomatoes, and some onions sit outside, I have 0 space in the fridge so that’s not an option, best way to eliminate these smug little s?

Family of teetotalers mean no wine at all, and no vinegar either. Have an electric fly zapper that appears to be fruitless as they pop out of nowhere!


Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 31st October 21:28

xjay1337

15,966 posts

141 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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Fly spray!!

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

77 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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xjay1337 said:
Fly spray!!
Shirley’s that’s bad in a kitchen environment, no?

PBDirector

1,049 posts

153 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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Flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana

NRS

25,201 posts

224 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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Nothing else to to but burnt it all.

glenrobbo

39,352 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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glenrobbo

39,352 posts

173 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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PBDirector said:
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana
FTFY smile

davhill

5,263 posts

207 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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glenrobbo said:
FTFY smile
Time flies when you're having fun. Race spiders when you aren't.

otolith

65,431 posts

227 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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sleepera6 said:
Family of teetotalers mean no wine at all, and no vinegar either.
Shame, a bit of that with a drop of washing up liquid would soon see them off. Fruit juice might work.

PBDirector

1,049 posts

153 months

Thursday 1st November 2018
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glenrobbo said:
FTFY smile
laughbeer

TwigtheWonderkid

47,944 posts

173 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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davhill said:
glenrobbo said:
FTFY smile
Time flies when you're having fun. Race spiders when you aren't.
I used to race greyhounds. The buggers beat me every time.