Difference between W*nker & A*sehole

[joestifff]

I have the enjoyment of sitting in an office with a few women, most a bit younger than me (early 30's). The chat inevitability turns to men etc. Now they have all decided that the perfect man is a wker, but not an ahole.

Queue the heated debate from me about there being no difference between wker and ahole. To be told by all of them that there is a huge difference, but refuse to tell me what (I should know, being a man)!

I am happily married, and found being nice the best way for me to end up married, may not have got me a lot of fun when I was younger, but being nice works for me.

So, has anyone got any idea what they are on about, or are they just bat st mental!!!

Slow day in the office here......

[g3org3y]

Are these women married or single? If the latter, tells you all you need to know.

[Shakermaker]

To take the analogy further: A wker only thinks of themselves (wking), whilst an ahole can cause a problem for everyone else (stting all over everyone, or just leaving a bad smell?)

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fked by dicks. But dicks also fk assholes - assholes who just want to st on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fk an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fk too much, or fk when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of st that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fk this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in st."

[anonymous-user]

An office full of women has an effect on the space time continuum and drags everything within speaking distances into a parallel universe where normal laws of reality don't apply.

[Fermit and Sarah]

I'd guess (and it is anybodies guess how womens minds work) that a wker has wkish traits, he doesn't tidy up after himself, he prefers going out with the lads rather than staying in with a rom-com etc etc. An ahole is unkind to her, cheats on her etc etc.

[joestifff]

g3org3y said:

Are these women married or single? If the latter, tells you all you need to know.

More are single, but couple are married, these are the big believers in wkers over aholes, and the younger single ones nod and agree.

[Cold]

Just buy some cake for a few minutes of silence.

[Shakermaker]

Cold said:

Just buy some cake for a few minutes of silence.

No, buy it for several cries of "Oh, no, I really shouldn't, I'm being good this week. but it looks so nice... maybe just a sliver will be OK?"

[Zetec-S]

Report them to HR for use of inappropriate language in the workplace

[joestifff]

Cold said:

Just buy some cake for a few minutes of silence.

I do, often, which sometimes it met with praise, and sometimes with being accused of being a feeder!

I just cant see a difference, but maybe the poster above explained it well. wkers are selfish, aholes are people who cause chaos!

[AlexC1981]

I'd say a w*nker is a t*at, but an a*sehole is more of a c*nt. Hope this helps

[ApOrbital]

So they are saying a bloke is a wker and an ahole correct?

[Orchid1]

There's a woman in my work like that, every man she meets/knows/sees in the street is a "frickin ahole".

Then she proceeds to tell everyone how unbelievably busy she is before sitting on Tinder for an hour trying to find some guy to have a drink with that evening after work. Rinse and repeat EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

She's 50 years old and divorced.

[ApOrbital]

Give them some cake job done.

[joestifff]

ApOrbital said:

So they are saying a bloke is a wker and an asrehole correct?

Not quite. They are saying that no women like nice men. Also no women like aholes. But women love wkers.

I'm nice, and married (no you must be wker) but I am not! Then they think I am an idiot for not knowing the difference between wker and ahole.

Life does not have to be stressful, yet they make it so damn hard for themselves with st like this.

[g3org3y]

joestifff said:

Cold said:

Just buy some cake for a few minutes of silence.

I do, often, which sometimes it met with praise, and sometimes with being accused of being a feeder!

I just cant see a difference, but maybe the poster above explained it well. wkers are selfish, aholes are people who cause chaos!

I suspect it's a case of the difference between a bit of a bad boy (exciting) who treats them a bit mean to keep them keen/on their toes versus a genuine st bag who is properly nasty.

Shakermaker said:

Cold said:

Just buy some cake for a few minutes of silence.

No, buy it for several cries of "Oh, no, I really shouldn't, I'm being good this week. but it looks so nice... maybe just a sliver will be OK?"

I hear this day in day out at work from our receptionists. Don't forget Slimming World. They are always talking about Slimming World.

[Robbo 27]

I was called an asshole in Florida by an older woman because I was feeding ducks on a lake, never understood why.

My own take is that a W*nker is useless but can harmless whereas an A*sehole can be effective but objectionable.

[anonymous-user]

I think the women you mention are all imbeciles.

[alorotom]

AlexC1981 said:

I'd say a w*nker is a t*at, but an a*sehole is more of a c*nt. Hope this helps

This needs more recognition ... ISWYDT ... well played sir!

[joestifff]

I also don't understand why a wker is appealing. The ones citing the perfect man is a wker, all have wker husbands, who they complain are never nice!!!!!