Draw your own conclusions...

[NiceCupOfTea]

Saw the following sticker on the back of a car today, just had to take a pic :



It's from Kent Safety Scumera Partnership I think.

I suppose the anti-tailgating thing is worthy, but yet again it comes down to speed. A kind of smug "stuff you, I'm being all safe because I'm going slowly" - surely guaranteed to raise blood pressures?

Or am I seeing anti-car anti-speed messages everywhere these days?

Edited: forgot the thing that incensed me : the idiotic grinning snail. So clearly safe driving is all down to going at a snail's pace?

>> Edited by NiceCupOfTea on Tuesday 10th May 18:32

[nel]

I need another version - "Ferk off - I'm keeping my speed up!" with a devil's head next to it [not that Monsieur le gendarme would understand it - just on principle].

[rich-uk]

nel said:

I need another version - "Ferk off - I'm keeping my speed up!" with a devil's head next to it

I'd buy one of those

[MR2Mike]

If you run that sticker through a lentil-english translator, you get:

"Beware, erratic driving with no indications"

[Teppic]

MR2Mike said:

If you run that sticker through a lentil-english translator, you get: "Beware, erratic driving with no indications"

You also get "I drive at 40 in NSL's, 40 in 50's, 40 in 40's and bizarrely 40 in 30's..."

[parrot of doom]

Right, I'm gonna make some of my own stickers.

Stay tuned.

[parrot of doom]

[rsvmilly]

Good stuff POD. I want one.

[TripleS]

parrot of doom said:

Right, I'm gonna make some of my own stickers. Stay tuned.

If that is a serious initiative I'm interested.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

[Mr E]

Pistonheads - speed matters.

Works for me.

[ledfoot]

rsvmilly said:

Good stuff POD. I want one.

I want one one too.



I have never had a car sticker on my car, but I want one of those

[Twincam16]

Teppic said:

MR2Mike said: If you run that sticker through a lentil-english translator, you get: "Beware, erratic driving with no indications" You also get "I drive at 40 in NSL's, 40 in 50's, 40 in 40's and bizarrely 40 in 30's..."

39, surely, so they can sit in 30 zones in third gear saying 'I am not doing 40 mph!'

[rallysanf]

Twincam16 said:

Teppic said: MR2Mike said: If you run that sticker through a lentil-english translator, you get: "Beware, erratic driving with no indications" You also get "I drive at 40 in NSL's, 40 in 50's, 40 in 40's and bizarrely 40 in 30's..." 39, surely, so they can sit in 30 zones in third gear saying 'I am not doing 40 mph!'

Aren't they the ones who also do 67mph in the middle lane of the motorway, so lorries can't get past them?

[parrot of doom]

[Zod]

I thought that numpty sticker meant "Please overtake me".

[BliarOut]

Get that printed POD, if you don't know where, ask Ted where he gets his window stickers done.

I bet you could sell loads

[james_j]

BliarOut said:

Get that printed POD, if you don't know where, ask Ted where he gets his window stickers done. I bet you could sell loads

Definitely. I want one. Several in fact.

[hedders]

Do you folks know that you can buy sticky backed paper that will go through your printer?

Anything you see on the internet can be turned into stickers in a matter of seconds and for pennies!

[bennyboysvuk]

Hmm, I'm interested in getting that sticker and just driving as I would normally. e.g. to the conditions around me. It would be great to see the look on peoples faces that you'd overtaken if they could read that sticker. i.e I'm keeping my speed down so you must be driving ridiculously bloody slowly.

[Teppic]

Photoshop's great, isn't it?

Clicky

Disclaimer: The image in the link above is just a bit of fun and is not intended to condone speeding, despite the "Speed kills" mantra being total bollox.