I’m such a kn0b
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CoolHands

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23,670 posts

226 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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I may have caught a gixxer type bike up earlier who was riding rather racy, then both at the lights, and I hoist a minger as we pull away. Ooh I get the balance point for a bit, then it starts going all wobbly I st myself and nearly fking go over sideways, and land super heavy on the front. I’m sure he wondered what the feck I was doing.

I then rode home like a knobber too as I was annoyed at myself getmecoat

I do try not to be a prick these days, but today I failed.

BlackPrince

1,271 posts

200 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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CoolHands said:
I may have caught a gixxer type bike up earlier who was riding rather racy, then both at the lights, and I hoist a minger as we pull away. Ooh I get the balance point for a bit, then it starts going all wobbly I st myself and nearly fking go over sideways, and land super heavy on the front. I’m sure he wondered what the feck I was doing.

I then rode home like a knobber too as I was annoyed at myself getmecoat

I do try not to be a prick these days, but today I failed.
At least you can get it up. Unlike me. I suppose though, that the trick is keeping it up wink

Biker's Nemesis

41,472 posts

239 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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I knew you were a knob after posting that big spider picture on Visordown over a decade ago.

T5R+

1,226 posts

240 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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Few summers back - quickish rider in full gear. We get to a town and slow to speed limits.

3 lines of cars, so we respectively line up Lane 1/2 and Lane 2/3 between the cars,

Off he goes and pops a wheelie. Thought it rude not to oblige and so up we go. Johny big bo11ocks here sails past him on my back wheel with a big grin inside my helmet, that will show you, AND THEN I see the speed camera. From wheelie to almost a stoppie................I must have looked a prize pr1ck, because I certainly felt like one!

CoolHands

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23,670 posts

226 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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Biker's Nemesis said:
I knew you were a knob after posting that big spider picture on Visordown over a decade ago.
Oh I don’t remember that. In my defence I did used to drink.

Long Drax

744 posts

201 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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CoolHands said:
gixxer

Ho Lee Kau

2,278 posts

156 months

Sunday 18th November 2018
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Long Drax said:
"Gixxer type", could've been R1. Or Ninja.