Lovely Car - Lazy Auction house
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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

83 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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Why on earth wouldn't you edit text that the vendor has sent you to make a professional advertisement?

Not mine, but if it were I'd be having words.....

https://m.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1059109

trickywoo

14,128 posts

259 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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I’d like to know what a 50” race car sounds like. Lawn mower at best if it’s that short I’d guess.

courty

585 posts

106 months

Friday 30th November 2018
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I would be very careful with Barons...they sold on a South African car as a UK original model which I then bought from a dealer....nobody thought to check the VIN on the chassis properly until I got it home and checked...what a hassle that was!

4rephill

5,165 posts

207 months

Friday 30th November 2018
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Must be an incredibly rare car! - I tried to Google: "RELAINT SCIMITAR SE4 GT COUPE", and couldn't get a single hit!

(Got plenty of hits for "RELIANT SCIMITAR SE4 GT COUPE" though!)



From the advert: "INFACT YOU COULD SAY THIS CAR WAS BLASSED AS THE HUSBAND IS"

According to the Urban dictionary ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bl... ):

blassed:

a women (or man) with a hugely perfect butt.

So both the Husband and the car have big perfect arses apparently.


The advert also states:

" ......SO THE HAUSBAND AND WIFE PREVIOUS OWNERS OWNED THE CAR SINCE EARLY 2007"

Which apparently means the car was owned by a German house band and a wife since early 2007.



For a professional auction house, that advert is embarrassing due to the spelling mistakes!

Escort3500

13,452 posts

174 months

Friday 30th November 2018
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Relaint, aquire, veraint, boonet, opalesant, metalic, refubished, a option, hausband, blassed, reverand, chassics......hehe

hot metal

2,019 posts

222 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Made my teeth itch reading that

yellowstreak

638 posts

181 months

Monday 3rd December 2018
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The auctioneers listing is better:

http://www.barons-auctions.com/view-lot/2766/for-s...

I quite like it!

Elderly

3,735 posts

267 months

Monday 3rd December 2018
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The 10 photos in the auctioneer's listing appear to have been taken in February 2009 byebye

russell_ram

321 posts

260 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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Not quite so pretty underneath is it . . .