Secret Santa

[anonymous-user]

Been roped into the bloody work secret santa again this year. Obviously my goatee is not powerful enough to deter them from asking me.
Budget is £5 or there abouts. Person (female) I am buying for I am unfamiliar with. In protest I would like to find the daftest most obscure present imaginable.
So far the best I have come up with is
This
but unfortunately and very surprisingly it is out of stock. Can PH do better?

[wildoliver]

Either find something you don't want around the house and wrap it up or go for a slimming book. All ladies love a slimming book.

[TaylotS2K]

Veet 2 step facial hair cream kit £4.65

https://www.superdrug.com/Veet/Veet-2-Step-Facial-...

[NDA]

Deodorant is always a good gift.

[Peanut Gallery]

Joining this thread as I will pull a name out of a hat tomorrow or Friday.

I am thinking something along the lines of "p is for pterodactyl" - If I can find that ABC book in budget and in stock.

[Shuvi McTupya]

Only £3.49 on ebay.

[alorotom]

According to the advert it’s the ideal secret Santa gift and bang on budget

https://www.amazon.co.uk/VIPoo-Spray-Fruity-Pin-Up...

[theguvernor15]

Taxidermy.

[Shakermaker]

I thought it was established in this thread previously that the best Secret Santa gift was something like this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Soviet-Bus-Stops-Christop...

[Tim-D]

Not my inspiration but a cracker from last year's work effort - a 5 kilo bag of rice....

Somehow whilst carting it around on the evening out the bag was mysteriously tweaked with very satisfying leakage ....

[glenrobbo]

[opieoilman]

One year, just after my eldest son was born, my boss gave me a DIY vasectomy kit, with a bottle of Jim Beam as a secret santa. He was looking at a skip load of worn (not part worn, but properly worn out) tyres for someone else the year after, but didn't want to collect them.

[sicarumba]

eBay is perfect for unwanted secret Santa. Just head over to the home furnishings category and stick £5 maximum in. Example :

eBay tat

[EXMX5]

Shakermaker said:

I thought it was established in this thread previously that the best Secret Santa gift was something like this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Soviet-Bus-Stops-Christop...

I gave that to my Dad last Christmas after seeing it on here. He loved it. My Polish brother in law sort of showed some nostalgia when reading it...

Obviously my Dad got a bottle of his favourite whiskey as well!

[David87]

Shakermaker said:

I thought it was established in this thread previously that the best Secret Santa gift was something like this

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Soviet-Bus-Stops-Christop...

I came here to suggest that. The perfect gift for any Secret Santa recipient, surely.

[Ynox]

David87 said:

I came here to suggest that. The perfect gift for any Secret Santa recipient, surely.

Ordered a copy of it

[wildoliver]

Ynox said:

David87 said:

I came here to suggest that. The perfect gift for any Secret Santa recipient, surely.

Ordered a copy of it

I really hope your my SS! I've been crossing my fingers for that book off the phss since I started doing it! Or a comedy bit of taxidermy.

[LivingTheDream]

This has just popped up on the Vizsla Facebook pages and its perfect for a Secret Santa

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hungarian-Adorable-notebo...