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Thankyou4calling

Original Poster:

10,998 posts

203 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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A car parked on my road this morning, it’s s private road in Chelsea, they put this in the window!

I admire the cheek, if I wasn’t going to Barbarians V Argentina today I might hang around and judge how fat the perpetrator is for myself.


Disastrous

10,216 posts

247 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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I think that’s quite nice/sad all at once. I feel a bit sorry for her and wouldn’t mind her parking there I don’t think.

vixen1700

29,096 posts

300 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Love the 'fat' insertion. laugh

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Have it towed

Spare tyre

12,577 posts

160 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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That’s a mate winding you up I reckon

We would put notes on my mates car with made up numbers apologising for the damaged caused in the car park.

He would get so worked up over the damage that didn’t exist

Gameface

16,565 posts

107 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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She's taking the piss out of you.

SeeFive

8,353 posts

263 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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I thought Diane Abbott got the tube or a cab to the Houses of Parliament.

Thankyou4calling

Original Poster:

10,998 posts

203 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Spare tyre said:
That’s a mate winding you up I reckon

We would put notes on my mates car with made up numbers apologising for the damaged caused in the car park.

He would get so worked up over the damage that didn’t exist
I thought that. It’s in a Mercedes A class. I don’t know anyone with an A class.

I’m a bit partial to a BBW so shame I’m off out !

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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JPJPJP said:
Have it towed
What about the car?

alorotom

12,787 posts

217 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Disastrous said:
I think that’s quite nice/sad all at once. I feel a bit sorry for her and wouldn’t mind her parking there I don’t think.
I’m with you on this one. Seems genuine to me

Cliftonite

8,745 posts

168 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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alorotom said:
Disastrous said:
I think that’s quite nice/sad all at once. I feel a bit sorry for her and wouldn’t mind her parking there I don’t think.
I’m with you on this one. Seems genuine to me
And educated! smile


Pericoloso

44,044 posts

193 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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"Gone by Monday"

That's okay then ,just the whole weekend ,is it legal lto park there ?

227bhp

10,203 posts

158 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Cliftonite said:
alorotom said:
Disastrous said:
I think that’s quite nice/sad all at once. I feel a bit sorry for her and wouldn’t mind her parking there I don’t think.
I’m with you on this one. Seems genuine to me
And educated! smile
Not to any great degree.
There is a shade of bitterness in there with reference to 'your multimillion pound house'.

Meoricin

2,880 posts

199 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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227bhp said:
Not to any great degree.
There is a shade of bitterness in there with reference to 'your multimillion pound house'.
Isn't that a reaction to the entitled attitude of the people living there? It does read like a sarcastic reaction to something someone living there has said to her.

Monkeylegend

29,298 posts

261 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Spare tyre said:
That’s a mate winding you up I reckon

We would put notes on my mates car with made up numbers apologising for the damaged caused in the car park.

He would get so worked up over the damage that didn’t exist
You could leave an note doing this , apologising for the dent but saying you think you managed to push it back out without damaging the paint, signing it Random fat white man.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

277 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Private road of expensive houses? The car probably has a CCTV system and is gathering information on your movements so they know when to do your house over.

/Daily mail.

trickywoo

14,205 posts

260 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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alorotom said:
Disastrous said:
I think that’s quite nice/sad all at once. I feel a bit sorry for her and wouldn’t mind her parking there I don’t think.
I’m with you on this one. Seems genuine to me
If it’s not a piss take it’s very passive aggressive. In this pc age I wouldn’t be surprised if plod showed an interest in the projected racism.

To those defending the note what does the value of the houses or the ethnicity of the car drive have to do with the situation?

ColinM50

2,699 posts

205 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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I'd have been more sympathetic if she'd included "disabled and lesbian". esp if there were photos.

Borax to it, have it towed or maybe accidentally set alight by one of the poor residents of Grenfall Tower for a fiver

227bhp

10,203 posts

158 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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Meoricin said:
227bhp said:
Not to any great degree.
There is a shade of bitterness in there with reference to 'your multimillion pound house'.
Isn't that a reaction to the entitled attitude of the people living there? It does read like a sarcastic reaction to something someone living there has said to her.
I dunno, there is quite a bit going on isn't there? It takes me back to my English class where they'd give us a piece and we'd pull it apart and analyse it, I remember doing 10cc's 'I'm not in love'.

That bit I picked out reminds me of an ex I finished with when she said 'I hope you'll be very happy'.

Thats What She Said

1,180 posts

118 months

Saturday 1st December 2018
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She's taking the piss out of you. Nothing in this note is genuine at all.

fat lass said:
I have public right of way
She 'knows' her rights

fat lass said:
how annoying it must be for you
She hopes

fat lass said:
your lovely home
Snide and bitter

fat lass said:
Hate some random fat black lady parking outside my multi million pound home
Trying to annoy you that a 'normal' person without a multi million ££ home has parked there

fat lass said:
Will be gone by Monday
She will move it when it's convenient for her