Guys im rich!!!!

[dazwalsh]

So im in a mischievous mood, how do we string this chap along, send forth your ideas! My limited child like mind can only come up with spamming his email with as much junk as humanly possible. Stringing him along much like another thread that i saw on here would be awesome.

[glenrobbo]

Dear DazWalsh

This is completely unethical behaviour and acts against the best interests of Mr. Stuart Walsh's rightful heirs and beneficiaries of his estate.

I have in my possession a very worthy person by the name of John Ignacius Walsh who was abandoned shortly after birth when his father Stuart moved to Hong Kong taking all of his financial assets with him, abandoning his wife and baby son and leaving them destitute and penniless in the slums of Kensington.

It would be only right and proper for poor Johnnie Walsh to benefit from his father's wealth after living a life of privation and squalor. His mother died from consumption when he was only six years old and he himself has suffered years of ill-health living ever since in my cold damp cellar where I have benevolently allowed him to remain sheltered in his chains, having kept him fed on kitchen scraps and left-over cat food to supplement his primary diet of hand-caught rats that would try to gnaw on his toes.

To see this estate divided between two avaricious and morally corrupt persons as this Martin Chueg and yourself goes against all principles of what is right and proper.

I therefore wish to submit and register my claim to be made beneficiary on behalf of the true legitimate heir to the estate.

Yours sincerely,

Bertrand Gruntfuttock, CEO
International Unethical Aquisitions Ltd.

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 1st December 13:40

[Buzz84]

the below link is a good place for some inspiration!

https://www.419eater.com/

[fatboy b]

Seems we can’t post a specific YouTube video without being directed to the generic YouTube thread, and the topic being closed.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Yet this crap is still allowed.

[sc0tt]

fatboy b said:

Seems we can’t post a specific YouTube video without being directed to the generic YouTube thread, and the topic being closed.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Yet this crap is still allowed.

agreed

[fttm]

Apparently I'm not , had a voicemail earlier from Revenue Canada telling me I was behind on my taxes and unless I called a certain number pronto my properties would be seized Had the stringalong convo all planned in my head but Mrs fttm has vetoed the idea