BMW Auto Wipers
BMW Auto Wipers
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Uppy89

Original Poster:

72 posts

133 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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I was after peoples thoughts on the auto wipers on their BMWs and how they get on with them.

I have a 2015 4 Series Gran Coupe and I just find them incredibly frustrating. I came from an A3 where on day 1, I flicked the wiper stalk up to auto and left it there and it worked almost perfectly in that they wiped the window when it started raining and the wiper speed seemed consistent with the amount of rain hitting the window.

On my BMW (and I assume most others with auto wipers), you press a button on the end of the stalk to switch on the auto wipers which is fine but then the speed of the wipers seems all over the place. They wipe the window far more than is needed and I am constantly having to turn the auto wipers off then back on again to control the speed but inevitably, after about 5 minutes, they are back to constantly wiping the window when not required so it is back to switching them off and back on.

Can the sensitivity be changed? Is this a common BMW thing? Or am I just being fussy (probably!)?

I appreciate it really isn't an end of the world problem and I can put them on manually and change the speed myself but when a car has a feature, it would be nice for it to work as it should without the fear of unnecessarily damaging the wiper blades.

Monty Python

4,813 posts

228 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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So I'm not the only one experiencing this problem...they either go too slowly or too quickly. I just leave them on the lowest sensitivity setting and put them on manually if there's too much rain for them to cope.

Fore Left

1,618 posts

213 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Uppy89 said:
I have a 2015 4 Series Gran Coupe
So they've not improved in the 6 years since they made my 3 series then biglaugh

Bone Rat

380 posts

194 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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2018 m240i - an irritating bit of kit, sometimes it doesn't activate and I sit there willing it to just give one poxy little wipe, other times a light drizzle will send it into some sort of fit and it tries to erase the window. Now treat the 'sensitivity' wheel as purely as a manual control of variable wipe interval.
My experience of Mazda, Porsche & BMW is that this is a solution in search of a problem, none have worked correctly or at least as promised and end up just controlling it manually.

squareflops

1,898 posts

214 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Same in 07' 330i. doing 3 mph in light drizzle with the wipers trying to set fire to themselves or no wipe at all when I can't see.

The a3 I have access to is so much better. No auto sensor, just intermittent with a sensitivity wheel so I can set how frequently it wipes, simplistic and effective. BMW just because you can it doesn't mean you should!

mekondelta

721 posts

291 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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I'm completely fine with the auto sensing wipers on the '14 X3. I think if your wipers are clean and I suppose of a good enough quality then they'll cope with most scenarios.
I'm still terrified of the auto high/dipped beam feature though. The thought of blinding people means I'm hovering over the button most of the time just in case!

Pica-Pica

16,682 posts

115 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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F30 LCi 335d. Auto wipers work OK.
Press button on end of stalk.
Sensitivity can be adjusted by rotating button midway on stalk.
Flick wipe is available if additional wipe needed.
Copes well with splashes thrown up - goes briefly into faster mode.

edd344

242 posts

97 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Mine are fine except for the fact that everytime I get back into my car I have to press the automatic button again, they won't just stay on...

Swervin_Mervin

5,006 posts

269 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Sensitivity can be changed on the wiper stalk.

However, they're no better/worse than any other car I've been in with auto wipers. I hate them. If I could get it coded that the sensitivity dial becomes an intermittent speed dial I'd be much happier.

Mave

8,217 posts

246 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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On the e46 I think it reverts to intermittent if it loses the rain sensor signal. I'm going to try pulling the fuse on mine to see if it works...

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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I find them pretty awful too. The auto setting, even with the adjustment, are either rabidly sweeping in a mad way, or leaving a soaked windscreen which is difficult to see through.

An old VW we had had a system so perfect that you didn’t notice it. I only noticed it after having the BMW!

Strange how this doesn’t crop up in the massive amounts of testing big manufacturers do? Unless the way the test drivers use their wipers is so different from mine.

SD_1

7,278 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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I think they have taken a real step backwards - the ones on my old E46 worked perfectly but the new ones are either far too sensitive or don't do anything. Even more baffling is that they removed the intermittent function altogether on the new models, wonder what the reasoning behind that one was.

Mave

8,217 posts

246 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Mave said:
On the e46 I think it reverts to intermittent if it loses the rain sensor signal. I'm going to try pulling the fuse on mine to see if it works...
Just tried it, pulled fuse 15 and I've now got basic intermittent settings instead of auto wipe :-) Let's see how long it is before I decide to revert to auto...

Ninja59

3,691 posts

143 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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I find mine fine on the 6, I keep it on the most sensitive.

What does send it barmy in my experience is when the screen is on a incline then it does start wiping like a lunatic once back on flatter areas it is fine.

The biggest annoyance for me with the new G cars unlike the older F series models as with the changes of stalk (which on F series cars when back to a neutral position with the indicator on and drives me insane) is that the G series is auto upwards and you cannot do a single additional wipe without taking it out of auto.

On F series cars with the auto on the end of the stalk you can just pull it down for a single additional wipe over an auto one. The G series won't allow it.

Pica-Pica

16,682 posts

115 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Ninja59 said:
I find mine fine on the 6, I keep it on the most sensitive.

What does send it barmy in my experience is when the screen is on a incline then it does start wiping like a lunatic once back on flatter areas it is fine.

The biggest annoyance for me with the new G cars unlike the older F series models as with the changes of stalk (which on F series cars when back to a neutral position with the indicator on and drives me insane) is that the G series is auto upwards and you cannot do a single additional wipe without taking it out of auto.

On F series cars with the auto on the end of the stalk you can just pull it down for a single additional wipe over an auto one. The G series won't allow it.
That is a retro grade step then on the G series. The F series has the ability to flick wipe, because the wiper stalk stays in the neutral (original) position.
The indicator stalk does the same too, return to neutral position. It may be confusing at first, but I have got used to it, and prefer it. You just have to lightly tap it (in any direction) to cancel it before self-cancelling does. That works well for an overtake when you want more than three flashes of indicators, the stalk is there in a neutral position.

Swervin_Mervin

5,006 posts

269 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Pica-Pica said:
Ninja59 said:
I find mine fine on the 6, I keep it on the most sensitive.

What does send it barmy in my experience is when the screen is on a incline then it does start wiping like a lunatic once back on flatter areas it is fine.

The biggest annoyance for me with the new G cars unlike the older F series models as with the changes of stalk (which on F series cars when back to a neutral position with the indicator on and drives me insane) is that the G series is auto upwards and you cannot do a single additional wipe without taking it out of auto.

On F series cars with the auto on the end of the stalk you can just pull it down for a single additional wipe over an auto one. The G series won't allow it.
That is a retro grade step then on the G series. The F series has the ability to flick wipe, because the wiper stalk stays in the neutral (original) position.
The indicator stalk does the same too, return to neutral position. It may be confusing at first, but I have got used to it, and prefer it. You just have to lightly tap it (in any direction) to cancel it before self-cancelling does. That works well for an overtake when you want more than three flashes of indicators, the stalk is there in a neutral position.
I noticed in a recent F30 courtesy car that they've switched back to proper on/off switched indicators, rather than the stalk that returns to neutral.

It felt really rather odd!

Ninja59

3,691 posts

143 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Pica-Pica said:
That is a retro grade step then on the G series. The F series has the ability to flick wipe, because the wiper stalk stays in the neutral (original) position.
The indicator stalk does the same too, return to neutral position. It may be confusing at first, but I have got used to it, and prefer it. You just have to lightly tap it (in any direction) to cancel it before self-cancelling does. That works well for an overtake when you want more than three flashes of indicators, the stalk is there in a neutral position.
I have had my moments where I am heavy handed I admit and it can be annoying sometimes, but over time I like have got over it but it is annoying if you have driven another car for a bit.

Still seems odd as said above that the F series generation some cars had this and some cars got the "traditional" in position ones.

I will admit on the G series models as well the stalks felt absolutely cheap as anything with cheap hard shiny plastic.

Finally don't start me on the cruise control which has no "standby" mode, granted activating cruise is a two stage process in the F cars. It did seem generally at times like a step back in terms of driving

Edited by Ninja59 on Thursday 6th December 17:23

Pica-Pica

16,682 posts

115 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Ninja59 said:
Finally don't start me on the cruise control which has no "standby" mode, granted activating cruise is a two stage process in the F cars. It did seem generally at times like a step back in terms of driving
Are you saying there is no ‘resume’ mode, and the speed previously held is not indicated with an orange marker (green when active)?

Summit_Detailing

2,463 posts

224 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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I've no problem with them on my 2011 F11, other than sometimes tweaking the sensitivity - usually when going from urban speeds to joining the motorway.
Certainly no worse than other brands of car that I've had previously.

I do prefer the Mercedes way however, whereby once you've twisted the stalk to auto its always on, rather than pressing the end of the stalk every time you turn the car on in the BMW.

The same can be said of the cruise control functionality but hey that's a whole different topic.

cheers

Chris


Swervin_Mervin

5,006 posts

269 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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BMW's stalk CC on the older models (E91 in my case) is far superior and more intuitive than the later button system in the F cars.