Hand cut off etc

[UKBob]

What are the punishments dished out, and the crimes which differ in other countries from the UK?

Is it singapore who have you whipped if you're caught with chewing gum?

[lotuslad]

*Vixpy dashes off to Singapore clutching a pack of Wrigleys*

[ProPlus]

[UKBob]

My mistake, you get your balls cut off in sing if caught chewin gum

[JagLover]

lotuslad said:

*Vixpy dashes off to Singapore clutching a pack of Wrigleys*

Is the whipping carried out by a 20 stone woman though, that's the way Vixpy likes it.

[wedg1e]

Court-martial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?

[Extra 300 Driver]

wedg1e said:

Court-martial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?

Deny evertything Baldrick.

[YarisSi]

I've heard various stuff like that. Dropping rubbish is meant to actually get you a telling of in China (shanghi).
I've always doubted the hardness of city chinese and similar small police in these kind of countries especially after watching some jackass antics there. Blowing tere whistles. Although I think some areas around there they likely to be quite severe. ANyone had any experience of this?

Also the fact I have big curly hair, am pretty white and tall (6.2 roughly) would attract attention to me if I visited one friend suggested I would standout.

[lotuslad]

YarisSi said:

I have big curly hair, am pretty, white and tall (6.2 roughly)

Tell me more...

[Hilts]

This guy was caught with a pack of Hubba Bubba, Atomic Apple flavour....

Seriously not work friendly. And Pic 2 will make you go owwweeeeeee.

Left Clicky 1

Left Clicky 2

Bet he didn't sit down for a few years.

[AC79xxx]

Hilts said:

This guy was caught with a pack of Hubba Bubba, Atomic Apple flavour.... Seriously not work friendly. And Pic 2 will make you go owwweeeeeee. Left Clicky 1 Left Clicky 2 Bet he didn't sit down for a few years.

And it burns burns burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire...

[lotuslad]

Guildford PH curry nights always seem a good idea at the time...

[simpo two]

I'm sorry, I thought you'd just your hand off in a domestic accident and were asking the PH massive for medical advice!

[beano500]

simpo two said:

I'm sorry, I thought you'd just your hand off in a domestic accident and were asking the PH massive for medical advice!

Doh - don't be silly how could he type if one of his hands had been cut off..


i i h l hn ll you' oul b hi muh

ad f t was te rgt ad wd get ts


...but he's got both hands so he can type all this.......

[lotuslad]

He normally has to type one-handed anyway, so he wouldn't have a free hand to type anything.

[groucho]

lotuslad said:

A tad over the top methinks.

[Neezer]

That looks like jelly in his left bum cheek, nasty!

[YarisSi]

lotuslad said:

YarisSi said: I have big curly hair, am pretty, white and tall (6.2 roughly) Tell me more...

DUDE I'm a dude.

Just thought of a new chat up line (still be rough)
"I want to f**k you like a pregnant kangarro ... Double the bounce" - ahh it was working on me

[YarisSi]

That is crazy. Sure it wasn't some freak gum blowing with arse accident?

I found a book called Domestic Violence for Beginners

[nonegreen]

groucho said:

lotuslad said: A tad over the top methinks.

No, fair enough really chewing gum is banned because the kids kept using it to stop the train doors working. A bit like Livingstone with his bumps and cameras, I think its quite suitable punishment really and good pre match entertainment.