Can you say, truthfully, ‘I’m not on Facebook’?

[Porridge GTI]

Join us!

[alorotom]

Yes, absolutely and unequivocally - I am not on Facebook, my account was deleted and removed over 12 years ago now.

[21TonyK]

I set up an account about 10 years back so I could create a work page. No longer remember the password and have no interest in finding out what it is!

[FN2TypeR]

Nope; I'm on there, :O

[Monkeylegend]

Well I've never seen you on there OP, but I can't truthfully say you aren't.

[Eric Mc]

What do you mean by ""I'm Not on Facebook"?

[Nickp82]

Not quite no, I revisit it every six months or so but the rediscovery is always cut short a minute or two in once I am on the third acquaintance in a row posting about how “amazing” their partner/kid/holiday is.

‘Amazing’ is definitely a word that should be rationed, much like ‘guys’ and ‘super’.

[anonymous-user]

Nope, deleted 6 or 7 years ago.

I use WhatsApp and that is all.

[Blink982]

I setup an account a few years ago but quickly realised it wasn't for me. It's full of people posting tedious ste or bragging. Meanwhile others were getting addicted looking at said tedious ste. I cannot remember the last time I visited it. Never got it and never will.

[Porridge GTI]

Monkeylegend said:

Well I've never seen you on there OP, but I can't truthfully say you aren't.

You need to learn about punctuation.

[hoagypubdog]

Yes but my dog has a had profile complete with fake dob for last 10 years.😀

[Monkeylegend]

Porridge GTI said:

Monkeylegend said:

Well I've never seen you on there OP, but I can't truthfully say you aren't.

You need to learn about punctuation.

Sorry, English is only my fourth launguage.

[Cold]

A few years ago I joined a couple of sites that required an FB account as some sort of faux verification and sign-on. So I set up a (now) dormant account using my Starbucks name and a picture stolen from Google images.
It's still there, I've just checked.

So I'm not virginal clean but I like to think I'm reasonably untainted.

[spikeyhead]

What is this bookface of which you speak?

[anonymous-user]

i deleted loads of 'friends' kept a few, use it to buy/sell and support groups not much else, thought about removing it but works well as it is, i don't post much at all.

[kev1974]

Lord.Vader said:

Nope, deleted 6 or 7 years ago.

I use WhatsApp and that is all.

Well Facebook own WhatsApp, so ...

[colin79666]

Never been on Facebook, Whats App or Instagram. I'm probably on it in someones photos however.

[Mikebentley]

Not on and have never been on Facebook. Friends put me on WhatsApp and I deleted that the next morning. No social media for me, This is the only similar thing I am on.

[Xcore]

Facebook is useful for buying/selling car parts!

[Spare tyre]

You, not face book or any of them

The only one I have is twitter and this Is only my weather station that tweets, I am a cool kid