PHers with superpowers.
PHers with superpowers.
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anonymous-user

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84 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I’ve been watching a bit of Netflix about people with superpowers from radiation or mutations or monks raising them etc

Then recently something, perhaps more factual, on discovery about a blind Mexican guy who can see by making clicking noises and negotiate his way around stuff, even able to cycle through a forest blindfolded.

Do any fellow PHers have similar extraordinary abilities or even actual superpowers?

I can hold my breath for 4:15 minutes which I thought was pretty good until I saw the record is around 20 mins.



Glassman

25,006 posts

245 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I can make your crack disappear.

Blib

48,120 posts

227 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Glassman said:
I can make your crack disappear.
OT.

Reminds me that I require your services. A couple of chips in the 964 screen.

As for the topic. Yesterday, a patient informed me that I "can see right through" him.

So, x-ray vision.........bowtie

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Glassman said:
I can make your crack disappear.
He'll never wear a thong again...!

Balmoral

42,561 posts

278 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I can slice a Soreen malted fruit loaf wafer thin without squashing it

LarJammer

2,426 posts

240 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I can open the packaging on a new pair of scissors without using scissors.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

216 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Glassman said:
I can make your crack disappear.
So could Whitney Houston.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

180 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I can annoy my wife just by keeping on breathing. bowtie

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,240 posts

130 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I call my Dad Spiderman.

It's not that he has special powers, it's just because he can't get out of the bath by himself.

Monkeylegend

29,296 posts

261 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I can sniff out imposters and multi log ins.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Some awesome abilities so far.

A PHs league of gentlemen superheroes would indeed be a formidable force.

baldy1926

2,153 posts

230 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
I call my Dad Spiderman.

It's not that he has special powers, it's just because he can't get out of the bath by himself.
rofl

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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‘The spiderman’ used to be a sex act. I’m glad you weren’t telling us about your dad doing that

selym

9,581 posts

201 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Monkeylegend said:
I can sniff out imposters and multi log ins.
Gone again, hasn't he?

JulianPH

10,084 posts

144 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I can make a cold beer vanish in moments. wink

My sheer super-presence alone is enough to embarrass my just turned 13 year old daughter beyond reason.

Am I special?!




Monkeylegend

29,296 posts

261 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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selym said:
Monkeylegend said:
I can sniff out imposters and multi log ins.
Gone again, hasn't he?
Seems like it hehe

Glassman

25,006 posts

245 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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dudleybloke said:
Glassman said:
I can make your crack disappear.
So could Whitney Houston.
It's not right, but it's okay.

JulianPH

10,084 posts

144 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Glassman said:
dudleybloke said:
Glassman said:
I can make your crack disappear.
So could Whitney Houston.
It's not right, but it's okay.
That deserves serious recognition!

clap

DanielSan

20,015 posts

197 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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I want to know what sort of blindfolds a fella whose already blind?

selym

9,581 posts

201 months

Saturday 5th January 2019
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Glassman said:
dudleybloke said:
Glassman said:
I can make your crack disappear.
So could Whitney Houston.
It's not right, but it's okay.
It's a great skill but how will I know?