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Hello,
My name is Phil and I am the Assistant Producer on the ‘Trisha Goddard’ TV show.
We are doing a show on the ‘meno-porsche’ and we are looking for men and their families to take part in our fun show about reclaiming their youth once again.
We are filming Fri 20th May 2005 at the Millenium Studios, Elstree Way, Borehamwood, London.
If you can think of anybody, or indeed yourself, who wants to take part in our TV show or find out more information – get back on 01603 281020.
My name is Phil and I am the Assistant Producer on the ‘Trisha Goddard’ TV show.
We are doing a show on the ‘meno-porsche’ and we are looking for men and their families to take part in our fun show about reclaiming their youth once again.
We are filming Fri 20th May 2005 at the Millenium Studios, Elstree Way, Borehamwood, London.
If you can think of anybody, or indeed yourself, who wants to take part in our TV show or find out more information – get back on 01603 281020.
Yes,
let's all share our mid-life crisis on telly!
The Porsche is cheaper than another woman. Anyway, The Wife said I could have the Porsche, but not the mistress.
Did you know a recent survey said that Porsche drivers are more likely to be unfaithful than and other car brand driver?
Koenig
[Having a mid-life criss and proud]
let's all share our mid-life crisis on telly!
The Porsche is cheaper than another woman. Anyway, The Wife said I could have the Porsche, but not the mistress.
Did you know a recent survey said that Porsche drivers are more likely to be unfaithful than and other car brand driver?
Koenig
[Having a mid-life criss and proud]
Meno-Porsche?/ WTF??
Recapture my youth?? Good grief, i never bloody lost it. Thats why we split up!!
And let me tell yoou another bloody thing, my GT3 NEVER refuses to start up when i fancy a bit of a frisky ride, i can leave it in the garage for weeks without so much as a murmur of discontent, and it only need ONE PAIR of bloody shoes at a time!!
So, stick that in your ChavTastic TV program and smoke it. Me?? being judged by the pond life of society??
You must be F**ckin' kidding!!
Anyway, gotta go, missus wants the washing hanging out
Vive La Resistance Chaps!!
Recapture my youth?? Good grief, i never bloody lost it. Thats why we split up!!
And let me tell yoou another bloody thing, my GT3 NEVER refuses to start up when i fancy a bit of a frisky ride, i can leave it in the garage for weeks without so much as a murmur of discontent, and it only need ONE PAIR of bloody shoes at a time!!
So, stick that in your ChavTastic TV program and smoke it. Me?? being judged by the pond life of society??
You must be F**ckin' kidding!!
Anyway, gotta go, missus wants the washing hanging out
Vive La Resistance Chaps!!
Hi there,
I am researching a program, that can be repeated ad-infinitum, to the brain dead workshy, Tenants Super drinking unwashed that spend your taxes on fags and the Lottery. If anyone would care to participate, we can show you how every effort you have made to made a better life for you and yours will be derided by those too stupid and lazy to help themselves.
Please also note that our show will always include an insincere talking to camera moment where our host will give seemingly heartfelt advice to the chain smoking pregnant alcoholic (we always have at least one on standby). If we can be of help in getting you on the show we will. Please also note that we are unable to create original or educational television as we cant be arsed and enjoy pandering to the brain dead.
Phil isnt that what you meant?
I am researching a program, that can be repeated ad-infinitum, to the brain dead workshy, Tenants Super drinking unwashed that spend your taxes on fags and the Lottery. If anyone would care to participate, we can show you how every effort you have made to made a better life for you and yours will be derided by those too stupid and lazy to help themselves.
Please also note that our show will always include an insincere talking to camera moment where our host will give seemingly heartfelt advice to the chain smoking pregnant alcoholic (we always have at least one on standby). If we can be of help in getting you on the show we will. Please also note that we are unable to create original or educational television as we cant be arsed and enjoy pandering to the brain dead.
Phil isnt that what you meant?
rich1231 said:
Hi there,
I am researching a program, that can be repeated ad-infinitum, to the brain dead workshy, Tenants Super drinking unwashed that spend your taxes on fags and the Lottery. If anyone would care to participate, we can show you how every effort you have made to made a better life for you and yours will be derided by those too stupid and lazy to help themselves.
Please also note that our show will always include an insincere talking to camera moment where our host will give seemingly heartfelt advice to the chain smoking pregnant alcoholic (we always have at least one on standby). If we can be of help in getting you on the show we will. Please also note that we are unable to create original or educational television as we cant be arsed and enjoy pandering to the brain dead.
Phil isnt that what you meant?
LMAO.
Rich is right Phil.....take a hike buddy.
Dear Phil,
I'm 29 and am on my third 993 in three years. Does this mean i am going through a mid-life crisis?
Or does this mean i'm sick of paying £16k a year in tax so that some idiot in Liverpool can get drunk every lunchtime with his mates in the pub whilst his girlfriend's at home smoking fags and watching your show on their tv in their free council house, all the while bitching about how these w*nkers down south are driving Porsches "cos they get off their fat arses and earn a living".
You figure it out.
VS
I'm 29 and am on my third 993 in three years. Does this mean i am going through a mid-life crisis?
Or does this mean i'm sick of paying £16k a year in tax so that some idiot in Liverpool can get drunk every lunchtime with his mates in the pub whilst his girlfriend's at home smoking fags and watching your show on their tv in their free council house, all the while bitching about how these w*nkers down south are driving Porsches "cos they get off their fat arses and earn a living".
You figure it out.
VS
Dear Phil, I am in my mid-life by definition, (57 ish) but I am in no crisis! I drive a 993 C2 because (a) I want to ,(b) I no longer need the space for a family car, (c) I want to drive a car that is invigorating! and (d) for the first time in many years I can afford one ...having 3 kids now nearly self-sufficient (they never really are!). Age has nothing to do with it !! So ...
what a truly great thread.
sorry Phil but the menopause is when something stops, the first Porsche is when something starts (i.e great fun, true appreciation of balance, handling, torque, whooping with joy as the wind ruffles your hair at 5000rpm etc etc etc ad infinitum).
I too work very hard (more hours in a week than you do in a fortnight, I'll wager, and without any Outside Broadcast weighting) and pay HUGE amounts of tax to support the whingeing lardy fagbutt tossers who watch your "reality TV" crap, so if I want to experience to best that Ferry and his sons have to offer, that's my business. In other words, as my PH colleagues so eloquently put it,
sorry Phil but the menopause is when something stops, the first Porsche is when something starts (i.e great fun, true appreciation of balance, handling, torque, whooping with joy as the wind ruffles your hair at 5000rpm etc etc etc ad infinitum).
I too work very hard (more hours in a week than you do in a fortnight, I'll wager, and without any Outside Broadcast weighting) and pay HUGE amounts of tax to support the whingeing lardy fagbutt tossers who watch your "reality TV" crap, so if I want to experience to best that Ferry and his sons have to offer, that's my business. In other words, as my PH colleagues so eloquently put it,
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