Made a lady scream today.
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Stuck my car in for a service this morning.
Dealer is 30miles from my house and I left it too late for a courtesy car so waited till it was done.
After 2 coffees and having flicked through every newspaper magazine and brochure available I passed the time jumping in and out of the showroom cars, having a seat, making brum brum noises and having a think about what cars I may take a fancy to when my car is up for changing next year.
A car I was particularly interested in was the Peugeot 108. My partner fancies replacing her FIAT 500 with a 108 Top. A reservation is a worry her son will find sitting behind the big one piece high back seats a bit claustrophobic.
That being the case I climbed into the back of the 3 door example in the showroom, sat back and relaxed.
My phone pinged and next thing I was engrossed in an exchange of texts.
As I did a woman jumped into the driver seat.
I considered saying hello then though "I'll just sit here quietly till she gets out" .
She, adjusted the seat, had a good look around the front of the car, in the glove box, sat with both hands on the wheel then clicked up and down the gearbox.
I sat in the back realising I should have let her know I was there as soon as she got in and thinking "I've left this far too late"
She turned round.
I didn't even have to say BOO!
Dealer is 30miles from my house and I left it too late for a courtesy car so waited till it was done.
After 2 coffees and having flicked through every newspaper magazine and brochure available I passed the time jumping in and out of the showroom cars, having a seat, making brum brum noises and having a think about what cars I may take a fancy to when my car is up for changing next year.
A car I was particularly interested in was the Peugeot 108. My partner fancies replacing her FIAT 500 with a 108 Top. A reservation is a worry her son will find sitting behind the big one piece high back seats a bit claustrophobic.
That being the case I climbed into the back of the 3 door example in the showroom, sat back and relaxed.
My phone pinged and next thing I was engrossed in an exchange of texts.
As I did a woman jumped into the driver seat.
I considered saying hello then though "I'll just sit here quietly till she gets out" .
She, adjusted the seat, had a good look around the front of the car, in the glove box, sat with both hands on the wheel then clicked up and down the gearbox.
I sat in the back realising I should have let her know I was there as soon as she got in and thinking "I've left this far too late"
She turned round.
I didn't even have to say BOO!
Edited by Tannedbaldhead on Saturday 23 February 19:39
Edited by Tannedbaldhead on Saturday 23 February 19:43
story but it was quite good.
Reminds me of when I was asked to leave MFI
I hid in a large kitchen cupboard about the size of a large upright fridge freezer and jumped out saying boo to my misses
But it was not the misses it was a young couple with a small kid in a push chair
I said boo
They screamed lots and lots and lots
Lol
I hid in a large kitchen cupboard about the size of a large upright fridge freezer and jumped out saying boo to my misses
But it was not the misses it was a young couple with a small kid in a push chair
I said boo
They screamed lots and lots and lots
Lol
Worth doing that in Madame Tussauds. did it years ago mingling with the models then moving slowly as people walked past, or just winking at them and smiling. One of the guys was a master at it, made those statues nowadays look like they are having a fit. Doubt if you could get away with it now.
silverfoxcc said:
Worth doing that in Madame Tussauds. did it years ago mingling with the models then moving slowly as people walked past, or just winking at them and smiling. One of the guys was a master at it, made those statues nowadays look like they are having a fit. Doubt if you could get away with it now.
I’ve done that before.....in the chamber of horrors though. My 6’8” frame (powerfully built, of course) with bald head and a full beard can serve up quite a fright, even at the best of times 
I was shopping with my wife and when I turned around she was bent over getting something out of her bag. To this day I don't know why but gripped the elastic band of her knickers which was peeping out of the top of her jeans and twanged them. Now I did expect her to say what the f
k are you doing in a surprised voice
I didn't however expect her voice to come from behind me
k are you doing in a surprised voiceI didn't however expect her voice to come from behind me
smileymikey said:
I was shopping with my wife and when I turned around she was bent over getting something out of her bag. To this day I don't know why but gripped the elastic band of her knickers which was peeping out of the top of her jeans and twanged them. Now I did expect her to say what the fk are you doing in a surprised voice
I didn't however expect her voice to come from behind me
k are you doing in a surprised voiceI didn't however expect her voice to come from behind me
silverfoxcc said:
Worth doing that in Madame Tussauds. did it years ago mingling with the models then moving slowly as people walked past, or just winking at them and smiling. One of the guys was a master at it, made those statues nowadays look like they are having a fit. Doubt if you could get away with it now.
I did that in Madame Tussauds in Vancouver. Mrs V. and I approached the cinema section and there was a waxworks of an usherette holding out her hands to check your tickets. I decided to grab the waxworks boobs as a joke. To my horror they were very soft and real. 
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