You'll never guess what!!

[Soundwave]

Right quick background story...I work for a shipping company & our building has been put on the market for space to rent...we have 3 floors & occupy 2 so one spare well found out yesterday who's renting our ground floor now & guess who's renting it???

JOHN PRESCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Him & his labour office are moving downstairs!!!

I nearly fell off my chair.

So if anyone fancies portest's etc. I can give you the address

Neil

[Plotloss]

I hope you've got double doors...

[tvrbob]

Drill holes in your floor to pee through.

[Soundwave]

No just one revolving one...I may have to spin faster than needed when he gets his fat gut in it

[Yertis]

Be thankful he's downstairs and not thumping around upstairs, with the attendent risk of his over-stressing the joists and unexpectedly joining you. Imagine having John Prescott land on your head.

[Plotloss]

In that case a standard wedge shape door stop is your best friend...