Slap Your Colleague Day
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Slap Your Colleague Day is Coming!!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Colleague Holiday: Do you have a colleague who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a colleague who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a colleague who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a colleague who is SOOO obnoxious, when they enter a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING COLLEAGUE DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other colleagues take their turns slapping the irritant.
* Slapping with a closed fist is only a minor violation of the guidelines.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a55 always phuking stuff up!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Colleague Holiday: Do you have a colleague who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a colleague who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a colleague who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a colleague who is SOOO obnoxious, when they enter a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING COLLEAGUE DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other colleagues take their turns slapping the irritant.
* Slapping with a closed fist is only a minor violation of the guidelines.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a55 always phuking stuff up!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day
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