Mundane job titles you can make sound, interesting....

[SultanOfSwing]

Tube driver = Sub Terrnean Human Relocation Engineer

Dog Walker = Canine relocation operative

Any more?

[geeman237]

While at uni I once took a temp summer holiday job in Cornwall packing fudge (yep, really). I now refer to it a confectionery technician.

[C70GT]

geeman237 said:

While at uni I once took a temp summer holiday job in Cornwall packing fudge (yep, really). I now refer to it a confectionery technician.

Everyday is a school day. I always thought a fudge packer was something completely different.

[anonymous-user]

C70GT said:

geeman237 said:

While at uni I once took a temp summer holiday job in Cornwall packing fudge (yep, really). I now refer to it a confectionery technician.

Everyday is a school day. I always thought a fudge packer was something completely different.

[finlo]

Petrol pump attendant = fuel injection technician.

[Tlandcruiser]

Underwater Ceramic Technician = dish cleaner/washer

[wildone63]

window cleaner - transparent aperture cleansing operative.

[fast diesel boy]

wildone63 said:

window cleaner - transparent aperture cleansing operative.

Diamond polisher?

[SimonTheSailor]

I went for an interview at a local Shell garage, it was basically for washing the fuel pumps and keeping the fore court clear.

Before the interview they emailed me and told me I was going to be interviewed for the position of Customer Service Champion instead.

Went to the interview and asked them what it was - 'ensuring the shelfs are stacked'.

Found out I was over qualified.

[bobtail4x4]

mate of mine is a "referee on the Jeremy Kyle live show"

he is a copper

[Cerdo Espada]

Many years ago I held the title of Media Distribution Officer, or Paper boy as its commonly known.
Following on from this I held the position of Head of Equine Hygiene Management - shovel provided.
My proudest moment though was reaching the dizzy heights associated with the role of International Customer Integration and Optimization Strategist.
(I sat in my high-rise office doodling violent images....for eight hours a day.)
Nice suits and business cards though....

[Benni]

In web1.0 days of the 90s, I was janitor/jack-of-all-trades at several startups,
on my cards it read as "technical specialist", "facility operator" and so on.
I always wanted "Hit Man" or "Company Negroid" but that was not accepted.

[wibble cb]

I manage a team of financial relocation operatives, or payment clerks in old money....

[mintybiscuit]

Early '90s, I was employed as Senior Cable Television Installation Technician.

I drove the digger !!

[jontykint]

A plasterer mate of mine called himself an interior levelling technician whenever a young lady would ask him what he did for work.

As an OT aside, another mate used to tell a girl he was worth a bit, as his dad invented the “sleeping policeman”