Earthquake update..........................
Discussion
Many of you will have heard of an earthquake to hit hit Birmingham and its surrounding area.
A number of news services have been investigating the phenomena.
The Dazren international news agency can be first to announce the true cause the the earth tremors.
It would appear that five members of a subversive para-motor organisation called "The Real Pistonheaders", an out of control fanatical wing of the Pistonheads organisation had been having a cup of tea in Surrey. This got out of hand because motorists are irresponsible and government statisics suggest they kill babies deliberately.
Having left their tea party the five operatives proceeded to the M25, then 20 minutes after leaving the M25 the para-motor cell found they had to turn around at Birmingham. At this stage all five vehicles were were neck and neck............they gave it some and all hit max revs simultaneously before snatching third proceeding down the slip road. It was the exhaust reverberations at this point that induced the quake.
DAZ
PS - Guy, Gareth, Kevin, Bernard and Gareth. Your Ultimas and Fezzas are truely outrageous, and a credit to yourgoodselves. Hearing them made it worth travelling 120 miles for the meet!
A number of news services have been investigating the phenomena.
The Dazren international news agency can be first to announce the true cause the the earth tremors.
It would appear that five members of a subversive para-motor organisation called "The Real Pistonheaders", an out of control fanatical wing of the Pistonheads organisation had been having a cup of tea in Surrey. This got out of hand because motorists are irresponsible and government statisics suggest they kill babies deliberately.
Having left their tea party the five operatives proceeded to the M25, then 20 minutes after leaving the M25 the para-motor cell found they had to turn around at Birmingham. At this stage all five vehicles were were neck and neck............they gave it some and all hit max revs simultaneously before snatching third proceeding down the slip road. It was the exhaust reverberations at this point that induced the quake.
DAZ
PS - Guy, Gareth, Kevin, Bernard and Gareth. Your Ultimas and Fezzas are truely outrageous, and a credit to yourgoodselves. Hearing them made it worth travelling 120 miles for the meet!
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