Maple syrup smell - reproductive gland (after tanning)

[FerdiZ28]

Afternoon all

Had a tanning session this afternoon after the gym. I use "Brown Envy" tanning accelerator and my session was ten minutes. If it makes any difference the stand up bed I used had just been re-tubed.

What I am asking is is it normal for sweat and Brown Envy to mix together in the area between my RG and my leg to produce a smell that is exactly like maple syrup?

I'm having a shower in a minute so won't be able to comment on any more details regarding smell/texture.

Cheers all

[Captain Smerc]

[Henners]

Sounds like the scent of an alpha male.

[FerdiZ28]

Maybe.

I worry that visiting a tanning shop erodes my alphaness. But then I look at myself in a mirror and spiritually, and realise that it is merely a , if anything being tanned makes me ooze alpha.

I doubt being alpha commands its own scent and anyway - I doubt it would be pleasant for the ladies.

Showered now (naked as I write) so I'll report if it comes up again.

Cheers for your input, male.

[thebraketester]

FerdiZ28 said:

Afternoon all

Had a tanning session this afternoon after the gym. I use "Brown Envy" tanning accelerator and my session was ten minutes. If it makes any difference the stand up bed I used had just been re-tubed.

What I am asking is is it normal for sweat and Brown Envy to mix together in the area between my RG and my leg to produce a smell that is exactly like maple syrup?

I'm having a shower in a minute so won't be able to comment on any more details regarding smell/texture.

Cheers all

[Dolf Stoppard]

RG? WTAF?

[Nickbrapp]

Try dominating the stairs and then we will see if you’ve become the alpha male or someone’s swapped your tanning oil for maple syrup.

[Turn7]

Betting the OP has pee bottles......

[Budflicker]

It's a pungent scent.....

[gazza285]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_di...

The prognosis is not good, best write a will.

[GT03ROB]

gazza285 said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_di...

The prognosis is not good, best write a will.

Good find!

[anonymous-user]

I would argue that tanning makes you decidedly beta, a true alpha doesn't need to use the equivalent of make up

[The_Doc]

hucumber said:

I would argue that tanning makes you decidedly beta, a true alpha doesn't need to use the equivalent of make up

Spray tan would be make-up, and beta

Alpha is tanning, on a closed Island off Koh Tao, with Chrissy Teigen

and no Socials

[6th Gear]

Budflicker said:

It's a pungent scent.....

Stings the nostrils.

[FredClogs]

gazza285 said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_di...

The prognosis is not good, best write a will.

Not sure why this image came top of the Google search, I thought it was a windup but this is apparently a serious issue, OP its very possible you're both near death and that your parents may be more closely related than you think.

[Captain Smerc]

Right in his Jap's eye