What did your baldness journey consist of?
What did your baldness journey consist of?
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bloomen

Original Poster:

10,067 posts

188 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Was it super rapid or did it take many years? I've always been intrigued by young blokes who are fully bare up top. It must have happened extremely rapidly.

At the age of 44 or whatever I am my hairdo has just started to go.

If it was a widow's peak type thing I'd be perfectly content as it's a good look, however it's only going in the very centre of the hairline so I'm going to appear like I've trepanned myself or been shot in the forehead from a helicopter.

It's really irritating to still have a basically full head of hair with a small percentage that makes it look utterly ludicrous. Guess it's time to get rid of it all.

jjaack

109 posts

126 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Always had a bit of a forehead anyway, dome head etc, lads are bstds mad 20 ish,
then started thinning on top 27 and pissed off one day shaved it off no1,everyone was impressed as I'm lucky my head/face suited apparently tongue out
I've now got a monk band if I leave it a week. Still shave no1 just looks bald (blond hair).

Edited by jjaack on Thursday 25th April 20:01

Robmarriott

2,969 posts

187 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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I’ve been thinning since I was about 24, I’m now 32 and have long embraced the fact that o have to clip my hair about once every 9 days or I look like a monk, a look I can’t quite pull off.

It’s pretty annoying because it’s only thinning on top around the crown, I’m not receding and the rest grows quickly.

I did manage for a couple of years by growing it a bit longer but went back to clipping short because it was starting to look look bad.

Peanut Gallery

2,717 posts

139 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Fairly quickly from 27 or so, spent a fair time with a bit on the very top with full hair, bald band around it, and full back and sides.... Not that I would try imitate krusty the clown..

bloomen

Original Poster:

10,067 posts

188 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Robmarriott said:
It’s pretty annoying because it’s only thinning on top around the crown, I’m not receding and the rest grows quickly.
That almost sounds like it's worth doing a mini combover with a subtle dab of glue.

I don't really mind baldness all that much, it's the annoying dabbling in the middle where you're neither nor that's a grind.

Sheets Tabuer

21,414 posts

244 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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I was having a cigarette outside work when I was 26 and saw the light beaming off my forehead like the colgate smile flash, I'd been trying to pretend I wasn't receding that badly but seeing that as I was chatting to a fit coworker left me pretty deflated, I went home that night and shaved my head.

I stood there with all my hair in the sink feeling pretty low when my mrs walked in, she said OMG what have you done, stood looking with her face scrunched up then said "you're quite ugly really"

Still, she's an alcoholic now that sits and pisses herself the last I heard so thats nice.

Captain Smerc

3,340 posts

145 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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biglaugh

Integroo

11,631 posts

114 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Still, she's an alcoholic now that sits and pisses herself the last I heard so thats nice.
laugh

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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At 45 Ive still got my hair but plenty of mates are baldy or receding heavily.

It seems a lot of people are going for a hair transplant these days.

Any of you slapheads considered that route out of interest?

Saleen836

12,494 posts

238 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Mid 20's started to go thin on top so started to use clippers grade 2, by time I was 30 I was using clippers with just the blade and that's what I have been doing since. Have to do it every 3/4 days or I too look like a monk

The Mad Monk

11,459 posts

146 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Does the old wives tale of;-

If your maternal grandfather was bald, you will be bald or

If your mum's father had a good head of hair, so will you

Hold good?

TheAngryDog

13,229 posts

238 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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Shaved all mine off when I was 26/27. I'd been kidding myself for about a year. I just use a wet razor on my head every few days.

bloomen

Original Poster:

10,067 posts

188 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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lord trumpton said:
At 45 Ive still got my hair but plenty of mates are baldy or receding heavily.

It seems a lot of people are going for a hair transplant these days.

Any of you slapheads considered that route out of interest?
I'm not particularly big on how things look, but I am very big on how things feel and right now I'm not liking the feeling of bare skin rubbing on my hats where it wasn't before. Maybe I'll get used to it.

I know transplants are 'natural' but the people who've had them often have a slightly off kilter look up there. I'd consider it all the same but would feel very silly if everything else fell out with a few months leaving a sad caterpillar at the front.

I'm also incredibly sweaty so the idea of doing without the mop up there is an unappetising one.



Edited by bloomen on Thursday 25th April 23:40

AJB88

15,753 posts

200 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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A line started appearing when I was 17, it got shaved off on #0 and have never tried to grow it since (30 now)

Apart from between 12-17 I have always had it on #2,#1 or #0 anyway so it wasn't strange for me. Bloke at work has had that kinda comb over look for a few years (would say hes late 30's) after the office benter advise him to shave it off he walked in the other day with #0 which kinda looks silly on him.

cheddar

4,637 posts

203 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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52, full head of hair, more worried about keeping on top of nostril and ear hair.

Why do men grow ear hair as they age, is it natures way of protecting our ear drums?

bloomen

Original Poster:

10,067 posts

188 months

Thursday 25th April 2019
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cheddar said:
52, full head of hair, more worried about keeping on top of nostril and ear hair.

Why do men grow ear hair as they age, is it natures way of protecting our ear drums?
The hair remaining up top is long. I have a beard you could lose a sheep in. Most of my body has fuzz sticking out of it.

If I find a 1mm hairlet sticking out of my ear I'll chase it all night with some tweezers until I get it or pass out from exhaustion.

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

255 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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bloomen said:
cheddar said:
52, full head of hair, more worried about keeping on top of nostril and ear hair.

Why do men grow ear hair as they age, is it natures way of protecting our ear drums?
The hair remaining up top is long. I have a beard you could lose a sheep in. Most of my body has fuzz sticking out of it.

If I find a 1mm hairlet sticking out of my ear I'll chase it all night with some tweezers until I get it or pass out from exhaustion.
Make your beard the part of your face that people notice, that way they'll ignore what's happening up top. I added a handlebar moustache to my beard and many people commented on it, even just from seeing a photo.

The Mad Monk

11,459 posts

146 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Riley Blue said:
Make your beard the part of your face that people notice, that way they'll ignore what's happening up top. I added a handlebar moustache to my beard and many people commented on it, even just from seeing a photo.
Any chance you could stick a photo on here?

LordGrover

34,158 posts

241 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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The Mad Monk said:
Any chance you could stick a photo on here?
yes Because you'll never regret posting a photo of yourself on PH.

hehe



Had very fine hair as a child which was quite thick IYSWIM. Everyone said I had a fine head of hair. Lasted until early twenties, went thin pretty quickly over a few years so started with the #1 all over. Never been upset or annoyed about it, just a fact of life.

My father is 86 and has a full head of hair, like his father my paternal grandfather. Maternal grandfather was a slap-head.

Zarco

20,990 posts

238 months

Friday 26th April 2019
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Started at 19.