Speechless at this hoodie!?!?
Speechless at this hoodie!?!?
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jakesmith

Original Poster:

9,497 posts

201 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Why would anyone feel the need to wear this!?!?


Stella Tortoise

3,158 posts

173 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Because:

She's a big fat bd, twice the size of me
Hairs on her fanny like branches on a tree
She cun fk, she can fight
She can ride a motobike

She is the girl for me

av185

20,464 posts

157 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Yep whoever wears that clearly has major insecurity issues as clearly their wife is actually a munter in the bag for life category.

g3org3y

22,477 posts

221 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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You know on the back it says: "But she's a massive ".

Overall D

431 posts

192 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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jakesmith said:
Why would anyone feel the need to wear this!?!?
It's a gift from her and she's olympic boxer?

dundarach

6,227 posts

258 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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I hold out hope for Kylie, the current Mrs D understands.

When she's finally mine, I'll buy this top!

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

216 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Time for "Fermit & Sexy Sarah" to pipe up I think. hehe

DanielSan

20,014 posts

197 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Johnnytheboy said:
Time for "Fermit & Sexy Sarah" to pipe up I think. hehe
Is a shared forum account more or less of a sign that one of them has cheated than and got caught a shared Facebook account? hehe

DoubleD

22,154 posts

138 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Ha ha love it

bristolbaron

5,378 posts

242 months

Monday 29th April 2019
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Johnnytheboy said:
Time for "Fermit & Sexy Sarah" to pipe up I think. hehe
hehe

PAULJ5555

3,554 posts

206 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Maybe someone is in the dog house and needs a lifeline.

Most people on the street won't have time or even stop to read it, thats if the owner is even stopped for long enough.

Aphex

2,160 posts

230 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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they're targeting the insecure women market

NoVetec

9,967 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Aphex said:
they're targeting the insecure women market
And/or the anxiety-driven male had-to-marry anything market.

Rollin

6,332 posts

275 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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bristolbaron said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Time for "Fermit & Sexy Sarah" to pipe up I think. hehe
hehe
hehe

sc0tt

18,294 posts

231 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Rollin said:
hehe
And another hehe

Toyoda

1,590 posts

130 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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sc0tt said:
And another hehe
Yep, my thoughts also.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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The man who would wear that is the same sort of henpecked tt who shares a Facebook or other social media profile/login.

You know the sort.

You see them in Facebook as ‘SarahAndJohn Smith’ etc

Nothing says “I keep his bks in my purse” quite like that.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

165 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Toyoda said:
sc0tt said:
And another hehe
Yep, my thoughts also.
hehe yep

LosingGrip

8,869 posts

189 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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Perfect secret santa present...

The Li-ion King

3,777 posts

94 months

Tuesday 30th April 2019
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DanielSan said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Time for "Fermit & Sexy Sarah" to pipe up I think. hehe
Is a shared forum account more or less of a sign that one of them has cheated than and got caught a shared Facebook account? hehe
If the Gender thread is anything to go by, the account owner may alternate between being either 'Fermit' or 'Sexy Sarah'... wobblerolleyes