What will be chiselled on your stone?

[DickyC]

HERE LIES DICKY C

HE KNEW A BLOKE WHO KNEW A BLOKE

[Monkeylegend]

Oh its back again.


I haven't been as stiff as this for years.

[louiebaby]

Here Lies louiebaby,

"Lost at sea, and never found."

[55palfers]

"I wanted a pyramid"

[ApOrbital]

Told you I was ill.

(Spike)

[glenrobbo]

Here lies glenrobbo
He was old enough to know better.

Alternatively,

WATCH THIS!!!

[Langweilig]

"UNINSTALL COMPLETED."

"However some elements could not be removed".

[Roofless Toothless]

Store horizontally in a cool dark place.

[glenrobbo]

14 LBS.

[PAULJ5555]

Knock 3 times for a reply

Its hot in here, can you open a window

Also have a spelling mistake, just to annoy people

[AndySheff]

My grandad told me of a gravestone in a local churchyard in Sheffield. (Probably old urban legend).
The gravestone verse went :-

Remember me as you pass by,
Where you are now so once was I,
As I am now you soon shall be,
So be prepared to follow me.

The story went on that someone scrawled underneath -

Ter foller thee am not content,
Until anorz wich way tha went.

[dundarach]

Dundarach

He did little harm

[KrazyIvan]

Her lies KrazyIvan......and hes bloody annoyed.

[cobra kid]

Lanky
Ginger
Decent Chap

[csd19]

Who?

[smifffymoto]

Are we there yet?

[Piersman2]

PAULJ5555 said:

Knock 3 times for a reply

Its hot in here, can you open a window

Also have a spelling mistake, just to annoy people

I like your thinking, but a couple of misplaced apostrophe's would trigger more rage.

[Cold]

This Way Up

[ZOLLAR]

Here lies ZOLLAR

“We should do this again sometime”

[theboss]

The gimp’s sleeping